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Hi, friends.

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It's me again.

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Bill.

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Bill Lenoch, Lenoch's Auto Circus.

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Out where the friendly freeways end.

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The difference is love, friends.

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Bill Lenoch puts love in each
and every car that leaves this lot.

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Whether it's a late model or
just a transportation vehicle,

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Lenoch has got a car
to suit your family style

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and your family budget.

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Yes, sir, and nobody gets...

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Nobody gets turned away.
Nobody.

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Buy one of these late models
at Lenoch's Auto Circus.

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All freeways lead here.

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Lenoch trusts you there.

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Uh...

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Lenoch trusts everybody at...

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Easy terms will be arranged.

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Pay nothing now.
Pay nothing later!

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Never pay!

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I run a clean business.
I sell clean cars.

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They all guarantee...
c-carry... uh...

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guarantee our gold key quality...

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quality sticker.

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Yes, sir, folks, that's what you get.

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You get a guarantee...

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Lenoch is good!

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Trust him!

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Will somebody, for Christ's sake,

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take these cars off my hands?!

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You know what this place is?

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I'll tell you what it is,
it's a shit house.

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And you know why?
Because nobody gives a damn
about it but me.

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I'm a janitor in my own house.

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Barely does his job anymore.

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No pride or workmanship.

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Imbecile Jap gardener.

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He can do anything.
He doesn't have
to be a gardener,

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or a Jap.

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Never moves the furniture out
of the path of the sprinklers.

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Wakes us up at six o'clock in
the morning three days a week.

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Even the God damn garbage man
has got no pride!

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It might have been my broker.

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Cramp?

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A rat.

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He's stuck in the drain.
- A rat?

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In our pool?

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Yeah, I guess they get thirsty
and come down from the hills

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and fall in the pool
and get sucked into the filter.

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Well, get it out!
Get it out!

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It's alive in there!

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Well, so?
Get it out!

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- Any idea how?
- Yes, call the pool service.

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I want this pool drained and scrubbed!

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The chlorine
will kill all the bacteria.

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Oh really? Well, you didn't seem
too happy swimming around
with a rat in there.

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Well, I came up about two inches
from his face!

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It was looking me right in the eye!

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So, call the pool service!

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Oh, I hate rats!

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Hello, information.

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Could you give me the number
of the Academy Pool Service.

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That's the western directory.

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You know that I almost
jumped in this pool?

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Well, I would have vomited, that's all.

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I just would have vomited.

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Thank you.

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See, he can't get out.

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Suction's keeping him down.

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Oh, when I think of all of our water

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filtering over that rat...

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No answer.
A rat and no answer.

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Well, that's typical.
They're never there
when you need them.

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- Hello?
- They're there?

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Yeah.

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Hello, this is Mr. Lenoch.

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4600 Canyon Road.

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We have your service and, uh...

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We've got a rat
stuck in the drain.
- Bill, don't be so nice.

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Tell them, tell them!

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Well, yeah, but we have
your service three times a week.

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A rat's extra...

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A rat's extra.

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Well, look,
I don't give a damn about that,

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just tell me when you can
get a man over here.

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Monday?
But Monday's our regular day!

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- Bill.
- What?

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I don't see any rat in that pool.

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You don't wanna see.

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- I don't see...
- Your mascara's all smeared.

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Give me your supervisor.

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Never mind that!
I wanna speak
to your supervisor.

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- Bill.
- Yeah?

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I-I'll call you back.

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Uh... a pool service!

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A rat caught in the drain.
The pool drain.

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Oh, I didn't see anything.

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Maybe he imagined it.

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He imagined things?

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I surfaced just a few inches from it.

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They come down from the mountain
during the dry season.

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Put up one hell of a fight.

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Jesus.

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They calls 'em

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kangaroo rats,

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'cause the back leg is longer
than the front.

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You're from the exterminator?

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Well, of course!
What a coincidence!

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Where's your truck?

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Usually, they's pretty smart.

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But when you's sucked up,
bein' smart don't mean nothin'.

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My wife is really rather squeamish.

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Here.

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You wanna touch it?

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No, it's dead.

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I don't like dead things.

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What is it you want here?

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Hey, look, is there anything
I could do for y'all?

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Outside?

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Inside?

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I mean, anything at all?

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Well, no, if you're
looking for employment,

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I'm afraid we have nothing
to offer at the moment.

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Now, if you'll just
get rid of that thing.

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Where?

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Um, upstairs in the house,
in the disposal?

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Of course not.

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Put it in a...

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- Put it in a trash barrel.
- No!

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No, they're empty,
and the gardener will leave it
by the kitchen and...

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Alright, alright then.
Any place.

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Throw it, throw it in the bushes.

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Just get rid of it!

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It's a shame.
I was...

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thinking of moving
into the neighborhood.

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I just hate throwing rats
around the place like that.

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Bill,

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don't you think that you should
offer this, uh, young man a tip?

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Yes, something to, um,
show our appreciation.

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And it wasn't my imagination!

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I don't have any money in my swimsuit.

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Why don't I go up to the house.

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Why don't we?

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Don't force me to call the servants.

145
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There ain't nobody in the house.

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Help is a bitch to find, ain't it?

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I'll give you
just one more chance
to get off this property.

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What're you gonna do?
Call the police?

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It'll take 'em 45 minutes to get here.

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What you think I'm
gonna be doing all that time?

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Now, let's you and me
walk hand in hand up the hill

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to the house.

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No!

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Go in after it, lady!

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Go on in after it and get electrocuted.

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Oh, what is it you want?!

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Like the lady said, tips.

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This house was built in 1929

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by the family
of William Randolph Hearst.

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The, uh, last couple
that owned the house

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were getting a divorce.
That's how we got it for a song.

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You know who lived here once?

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Tom Mix.
Remember Tom Mix?

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This is the, uh...

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Well, this is the entrance hall,
uh, the kind of vestibule,

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which, uh, opens up to the dining room.

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And then, just through this door,

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we get to the breakfast room,

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which usually
is orange and yellow and, uh,

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we used kind of sunlight as a motif.

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And then, this is kind of, uh,
the butler's pantry.

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And you see, there's another entrance

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from the dining room into this.

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Over there, you see, uh,
is our living room,

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which has a working fireplace
and plenty of room

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and, of course, a terrific view
of the front lawn

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and also the side.

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This is a special mobile
that I-I'm very fond of,

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and it-it drips water,

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and a lot of people spend a lot of time

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trying to figure out
exactly where the water...

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how the water gets back up to it.

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And I'm very proud of it
and do think it's lovely.

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And then, going up these few steps,

185
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we get into my husband's office,

186
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which I don't really
spend too much time in.

187
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This is his domain.
This is his office.

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He takes care of it.

189
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Of course,
I keep another office in town.

190
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But you deduct this one, too, huh?

191
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Who's this hen?

192
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He's our son.

193
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He's in Vietnam now.

194
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He's a Lieutenant.

195
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Flies a chopper.

196
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Well, doesn't that
mean anything to you?

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I mean, our boy is-is risking
his life for your country.

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And... Hey!

199
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We're never gonna be able
to clean that up!

200
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Look, don't do that!

201
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Okay, look, there's $30
in my wallet upstairs.

202
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You can have that...

203
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I'm talkin' 'bout money.

204
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- The main company.
- Saks Fifth Avenue.

205
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That's all that you guys...
bills, bills, bills, bills?

206
00:12:15,134 --> 00:12:17,546
Hey, your account's $57 overdrawn.

207
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:20,015
Eye Magnum, Bullocks.

208
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Some kind of beauty center.

209
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This is nothing but bills.

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Lady, you know something?

211
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You spend money for a lot
of crap, you know that?

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You can have my fur coats.
They're in the cedar closet.

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You can have them!

214
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What am I gonna do with
fur coats in the middle of July?

215
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Oh, please, don't do that.

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- Oh, look, there's
nothing in there.
- There's nothing there.

217
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:46,975
- There's no money there!
- We have to do something.

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- I can't!
- Oh, look up.

219
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Now, look...

220
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You live in a big house.

221
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You make big money,
and you got big bread.

222
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And now, I want you
to tell me where it is,
do you hear me?

223
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Tell me where it is.

224
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:08,630
Look, I got 32... $32,000
and two traveller's checks.

225
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:10,699
Now, I want some money.
I want some money right now.

226
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:12,701
Is that clear now?!
- We don't have anything else!

227
00:13:12,725 --> 00:13:15,461
He's already telling the truth,
all we have are credit cards!

228
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- Why didn't you listen to me?!
- No, you listen.

229
00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,844
You ain't got no balance
in your account,

230
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that means you got cash
here in the house, or...

231
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- Or what?!
- Or you in one hell of a mess.

232
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Shit, you got th-the biggest
house here in the neighborhood.

233
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Big car and she's all over,
that's how...

234
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That's how come I picked you out!

235
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And all you got is-is-is bills
up to your ass.

236
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Hey, hey, hey.

237
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Holdin' out!

238
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Hey.

239
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You took a third on your house?

240
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,018
A third?

241
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,319
Let me see that.

242
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:07,613
That's not possible
without my signature.

243
00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,928
What'd you do, forge her name?

244
00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:15,264
I don't think this is
a proper time to discuss it.

245
00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:18,834
He oughta be locked up.
He even borrowed
on his life insurance.

246
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,802
What?!

247
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:22,638
What's going on here?

248
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,940
Well, what else could I do?
We-We had to!

249
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,742
We needed the money, we were strapped.

250
00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,810
Strapped? What,
you can't tell me about it?

251
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,613
I'm gonna have to be the
hasty departure, as they say,

252
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slip out the back door and split.

253
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,851
But before I leave,

254
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I was thinking of raping her,
but you've got trouble enough,

255
00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:42,090
so I'm gonna have to tie you up.
So, come on, turn around.

256
00:14:42,114 --> 00:14:43,659
That's alright,
we-we don't mind being tied up.

257
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:44,860
Come on, come on

258
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,195
Don't you gag him.

259
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,030
You all turn around,
put your hands behind your back.

260
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,765
- He gets shortness of breath...
- I do not!

261
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,600
I said shut up!
Put your hands behind your back!

262
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,869
I ain't foolin' around now!
- I will not be tied to him!

263
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,004
Lock me in a closet!
- Well, you'll smother.

264
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:57,973
The man knows what he's doing.
Let him handle it.

265
00:14:57,997 --> 00:14:59,074
You're gonna say something to me.

266
00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:01,243
I really don't understand it.
Say something to me.

267
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:04,146
Make me understand it.
- It's not such a big deal.

268
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:05,314
It's not such a big deal?

269
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:07,316
A-A third on the house,
you don't even tell me.

270
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:10,320
You forge, you realize
it's a criminal offense?
You could go to jail.

271
00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:16,258
You can't charm your way
out of that, you know.

272
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:18,460
That's forgery!
That's forgery, any court!

273
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:21,754
Any court in the country,
that's forgery.

274
00:15:23,022 --> 00:15:25,968
$5,000.

275
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:29,037
With interest of five
and one half percent,

276
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,406
compounded daily.

277
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,041
- What is that?
- Mm!

278
00:15:33,065 --> 00:15:35,367
- What?
- That's sneaky, Billy.

279
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:38,947
Where'd this come from?

280
00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:42,484
What? What? This...

281
00:15:42,508 --> 00:15:44,176
Oh...

282
00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:49,124
Yeah, explain that one.
- It's an old account.
I'd forgotten I even had it.

283
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:54,630
You're a thief!

284
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:58,357
You've been robbing from your own wife!

285
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:05,397
And-And it's in his name,
his name only.

286
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,043
How could you have forgotten about it?

287
00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:10,612
How is that possible,
that you could have
forgotten about it, huh?

288
00:16:10,636 --> 00:16:12,614
Bernadette, it's not such
a big thing, I'm a busy man.

289
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:13,882
It's a piddling little bank account.

290
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,151
What is the big deal?
- A piddling little
bank account?

291
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:18,287
How could you forget it
when we owe so many bills?

292
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,931
Don't even think about it.
It belongs to me now, it's mine.

293
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:23,358
- Let's see you charm your way
out of this one.
- Yeah!

294
00:16:23,382 --> 00:16:26,094
Yes, friends,
you can see we're in trouble.

295
00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:27,863
Yes, sir, we're losing our shirts,

296
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,265
so come on in and take advantage of us.

297
00:16:30,289 --> 00:16:32,367
We can't afford to turn you down,

298
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:34,102
even if you have no credit reference,

299
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,470
even if you're unemployed,

300
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,273
even if you're been bankrupt,
you can still drive off our lot

301
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:40,075
in one of these fine luxury cars.

302
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:42,611
And don't forget our gold key special.

303
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,446
So, take the Norwood Avenue exit,

304
00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:47,215
west one mile to the sign
of the big booboo.

305
00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:50,609
Our mistake, your lucky day!

306
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:05,133
Hey, hey, hey.

307
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:08,437
He makes some appearance
with his clothes on.

308
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:10,072
I could've been dressed by now!

309
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:12,441
You couldn't get
your eyelashes on by now.

310
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,643
Lady, if they see you
any place near that bank

311
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:15,844
with less than full makeup,

312
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:17,512
they're gonna start gettin' suspicious.

313
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:20,282
Now, look, I insist on going with him!

314
00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:21,850
Do you understand?
I insist!

315
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,619
In fact, I demand it.
- Would you just be quiet!

316
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:26,655
Yeah, shut up.
We don't need all this bullshit.

317
00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:27,989
Now, look.

318
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:31,793
You go into that bank
real casual like, see?

319
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:33,852
Collect our funds.

320
00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:37,299
Then validate your parking,

321
00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:40,635
and get your ass over here
before 3:30 o'clock.

322
00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:42,437
Or else, I'm gonna
bang the hell out of her

323
00:17:42,461 --> 00:17:45,674
and cut her throat with your own
gold letter opener.

324
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,776
- Oh, my God.
- Did you have to
say that to her?

325
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:50,645
I'm telling you that
so we understand
each other's plight.

326
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:51,880
I need that bread,

327
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,416
and I'm gonna be real pissed
if you're the least bit tardy.

328
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,984
You do what he says, do you understand?

329
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,553
You do exactly what he says!
- Yes, yes.

330
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:00,222
And you're not to threaten her
while I'm gone.

331
00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:01,623
Now, is that perfectly clear?

332
00:18:01,647 --> 00:18:05,827
Now, I wants that money in, uh,
tens and twenties.

333
00:18:05,851 --> 00:18:08,697
Oh, why is this happening to me?
Why me?!

334
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,756
Please tell me,
why is it happening to me?

335
00:18:12,224 --> 00:18:15,470
Cause you're gonna drive
real careful like.

336
00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,105
Now...

337
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,507
Now let me see what time it is.

338
00:18:18,531 --> 00:18:20,675
Put your hand up there,
so I can see what time it is.

339
00:18:20,699 --> 00:18:23,545
Hold it right there, I'm fin'
button this button here.

340
00:18:23,569 --> 00:18:25,070
Yes, sir.

341
00:18:25,671 --> 00:18:29,284
Hm, one minute after two.

342
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:34,756
Now, that gives you a whole hour
for that round trip, don't it?

343
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,224
Bill?

344
00:18:36,248 --> 00:18:38,226
And remember this,

345
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,695
beware of the fuzz.

346
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:42,230
I got nothing to lose.

347
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:44,499
Oh, no, Bill, come on now, don't you...

348
00:18:44,523 --> 00:18:46,301
Don't you leave me with him.
Bill, if you go,

349
00:18:46,325 --> 00:18:47,836
if you go, Bill,
I'm gonna scream.
I'm gonna scream!

350
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,271
- Go ahead and scream.
- I'm gonna scream.

351
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,096
Scream.

352
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:54,109
Bill, don't you leave me now.

353
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,077
Would you look at who
you're leaving me with!

354
00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:57,179
Bill!

355
00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:58,246
Bill, why don't you listen to me?!

356
00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,649
I'm telling you! Bill!

357
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,674
Bill!
- Do what I said.

358
00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:06,678
Would you look at who
you're leaving me with?!

359
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:15,053
You son of a bitch.

360
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,246
Hey, you got any ice cream?

361
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:20,219
At the signal,
the time is 2:15.

362
00:21:57,216 --> 00:22:00,161
- Wanna have some popsicle?
- No!

363
00:22:00,185 --> 00:22:02,588
- Come on...
- No! I...

364
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:07,202
When I was a kid,
we used to collect the bags.

365
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:11,106
Save popsicle pete and get some...

366
00:22:11,130 --> 00:22:13,642
swell prizes.

367
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:16,468
I saved 500 bags.

368
00:22:17,269 --> 00:22:20,015
I smoothed them out,
and I put 'em in the drawer,

369
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:23,084
secret drawer none of
the other eight who lived
with us knew about.

370
00:22:23,108 --> 00:22:26,144
500 bags.

371
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:32,661
And I got something...

372
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,953
Roaches.

373
00:22:43,595 --> 00:22:45,940
You know how long it takes
to save 500 bags?

374
00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:49,444
Gather them up outta the streets
where other kids threw 'em away.

375
00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:51,903
Pickin' 'em up outta trash cans.

376
00:22:53,605 --> 00:22:56,885
They said they were
sticky and crappy,
but I washed them,

377
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:58,320
and I smoothed them out,

378
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:00,822
and I put them in the drawer.

379
00:23:00,846 --> 00:23:04,282
It was the roaches that fucked me up!

380
00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:07,462
It was this long railroad apartment,

381
00:23:07,486 --> 00:23:09,597
and they had plenty of places to hide.

382
00:23:09,621 --> 00:23:11,332
And I'd wait.

383
00:23:11,356 --> 00:23:13,968
I'd wait until everybody else
had gone to sleep.

384
00:23:13,992 --> 00:23:15,603
I'd wait in the dark, and then I'd...

385
00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:18,096
I'd slide out of bed.

386
00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:26,171
Roaches.

387
00:23:27,639 --> 00:23:30,885
And I'd pick one up and feel it
trembling between my fingers.

388
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,387
See that?

389
00:23:32,411 --> 00:23:33,888
And I'd hold it, and he'd fall like...

390
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:35,890
I'd hear him squish.

391
00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:37,625
Go ahead.
Y-You pick it up.

392
00:23:37,649 --> 00:23:39,561
Go ahead, come on.

393
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,362
- No, I don't want it.
- Pick it up!

394
00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:43,298
Pick it up, go ahead.
Hold it in your hand.

395
00:23:43,322 --> 00:23:45,266
Feel it? Feel it when you
come down, you go squish!

396
00:23:45,290 --> 00:23:47,202
Go ahead!

397
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:49,704
- I will...
- Pick it up, feel it.

398
00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:51,005
Pick it up.
Go ahead and pick it up!

399
00:23:51,029 --> 00:23:52,674
- I feel, I do!
- Feel it?

400
00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,509
Now, I come down, alright,
and go squish.

401
00:23:54,533 --> 00:23:56,077
Squish!

402
00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,713
- Feel it now, go ahead.
- Pick it up, go ahead.

403
00:23:58,737 --> 00:23:59,914
Squish!

404
00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:01,382
- Go ahead, do it again.
- Squish!

405
00:24:01,406 --> 00:24:03,218
That's it! Squish!

406
00:24:03,242 --> 00:24:05,186
- Squish!
- Do it! Squish! That's it!

407
00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:08,313
I don't wanna do it!
I don't wanna do it anymore!

408
00:24:11,083 --> 00:24:12,093
Go ahead, hit it!

409
00:24:12,117 --> 00:24:13,962
Go ahead, squish!
That's it!

410
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,096
Squish!

411
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,332
- Squish!
- I'm doing it!

412
00:24:17,356 --> 00:24:20,325
Do it! That's it!

413
00:24:25,764 --> 00:24:27,942
I did it!
I did it!

414
00:24:27,966 --> 00:24:29,968
I did it!
I did it!

415
00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:43,158
Hey!

416
00:24:43,182 --> 00:24:44,659
Hey!

417
00:24:44,683 --> 00:24:46,561
Hey!
- What?

418
00:24:46,585 --> 00:24:48,263
Emergency, Doctor?

419
00:24:48,287 --> 00:24:50,532
- Yes.
- Somebody dying?

420
00:24:50,556 --> 00:24:51,833
Yes, yes.

421
00:24:51,857 --> 00:24:52,834
Oh, thought so.

422
00:24:52,858 --> 00:24:56,361
Oh, and you, uh,
left this on the front seat.

423
00:24:57,429 --> 00:25:00,475
- Why did I do that?
- Anyone coulda
picked it up, Doc.

424
00:25:00,499 --> 00:25:02,310
Yeah, yeah.

425
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,778
Uh, what time is it?

426
00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:05,971
Going on three.

427
00:25:06,638 --> 00:25:07,849
What do you want?

428
00:25:07,873 --> 00:25:09,384
Don't make me do it again, please!

429
00:25:09,408 --> 00:25:10,852
You don't have to do it again.

430
00:25:10,876 --> 00:25:11,886
What?!

431
00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:14,222
Just tell me what you want!
What do you want?

432
00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:16,624
I want some hot food.

433
00:25:16,648 --> 00:25:18,092
Can you cook?
- Yes! What?

434
00:25:18,116 --> 00:25:19,360
- Eggs.
- Eggs...

435
00:25:19,384 --> 00:25:22,087
- Yeah, I want some eggs.
- Hey, hey!

436
00:25:27,593 --> 00:25:29,127
Alright.

437
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:30,905
Scrambled.

438
00:25:30,929 --> 00:25:32,240
Scrambled eggs.
- Hold it, hold it.

439
00:25:32,264 --> 00:25:34,309
I want some eggs coddled.
- What?

440
00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:35,677
Coddled.
Don't you know coddled eggs?

441
00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:37,111
I mean, you live
in this big, fancy house.

442
00:25:37,135 --> 00:25:39,747
You gotta know something
about coddled eggs.
- Oh, my God.

443
00:25:39,771 --> 00:25:42,050
Oh, my God, I don't know how
to make a coddled egg.

444
00:25:42,074 --> 00:25:44,352
No, no sweat.

445
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:47,322
I mean, you-you gon' learn
something this afternoon, hm?

446
00:25:47,346 --> 00:25:49,157
Yes, sir.

447
00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:51,226
You gonna fix up
the best coddled eggs ever.

448
00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:53,018
Mm-hmm!

449
00:26:12,704 --> 00:26:14,983
He's in Vietnam now.

450
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:18,043
He's a Lieutenant.
He's in Vietnam.

451
00:27:17,769 --> 00:27:19,537
Hi.

452
00:27:20,038 --> 00:27:22,283
What kind of checks do you have?

453
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:23,584
Beg your pardon?

454
00:27:23,608 --> 00:27:25,153
I have surfers.

455
00:27:25,177 --> 00:27:27,755
I mean, I used to have tennis players.

456
00:27:27,779 --> 00:27:31,316
Maybe that's why
my checks kept bouncing.

457
00:27:33,251 --> 00:27:34,662
See?

458
00:27:34,686 --> 00:27:37,255
Surfers.
- Very attractive.

459
00:27:38,190 --> 00:27:40,101
What about yours?

460
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:42,437
- Mine?
- Checks.

461
00:27:42,461 --> 00:27:45,406
Oh, um, plain, just plain.

462
00:27:45,430 --> 00:27:48,076
I think they oughta make money
more beautiful.

463
00:27:48,100 --> 00:27:51,412
I mean, who cares about
all those seedy old presidents.

464
00:27:51,436 --> 00:27:54,382
I mean, they oughta put
a Renoir on a five,

465
00:27:54,406 --> 00:27:56,851
a Picasso on a ten.

466
00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:59,077
The teller's ready for you.

467
00:28:00,879 --> 00:28:03,358
I'd like to order new checks.

468
00:28:03,382 --> 00:28:06,361
This time,
ones with skin divers on them.

469
00:28:06,385 --> 00:28:08,363
Well, that's new accounts over there.

470
00:28:08,387 --> 00:28:10,655
This is the express lane.

471
00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:18,306
Oh! Mr. Lenoch!

472
00:28:18,330 --> 00:28:21,142
Oh, I saw you on TV last night
in my own bedroom.

473
00:28:21,166 --> 00:28:24,746
I'd, uh, like to make
a withdrawal, please,
total withdrawal.

474
00:28:24,770 --> 00:28:26,781
- Total withdrawal?
- Yes.

475
00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:29,017
Okay, well, I'll just figure out
the interest right here.

476
00:28:29,041 --> 00:28:30,818
Why don't you fill out
this withdrawal...

477
00:28:30,842 --> 00:28:32,754
Look, I don't have an awful lot
of time, parking meter.

478
00:28:32,778 --> 00:28:35,823
I'll get a ticket
if we go beyond three o'clock.

479
00:28:35,847 --> 00:28:39,594
Oh, well, you've got
a good 20 minutes, Mr. Lenoch.

480
00:28:39,618 --> 00:28:40,962
Mr. Lenoch, excuse me,

481
00:28:40,986 --> 00:28:43,831
I don't mean to be meddlesome
or anything, but, uh,

482
00:28:43,855 --> 00:28:46,668
why don't you, uh, keep
your savings account in tact

483
00:28:46,692 --> 00:28:48,870
and make a $5,000 loan,

484
00:28:48,894 --> 00:28:51,439
and we could give it to you
for 2% above the line...
- No, no,

485
00:28:51,463 --> 00:28:53,307
just, uh, close out my account, please.

486
00:28:53,331 --> 00:28:55,133
Oh, alright, sir.

487
00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:58,413
I do not want to be tied to him!

488
00:28:58,437 --> 00:28:59,914
I don't wanna be close to him.

489
00:28:59,938 --> 00:29:01,249
Yes.

490
00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:04,719
- Yes?
- Yes, that might be a,
very sensible idea.

491
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:06,054
I'll think about it, I've got time.

492
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:08,289
Oh, it's, uh,
financial common sense, sir,

493
00:29:08,313 --> 00:29:09,624
if I do say so myself.

494
00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:12,493
Yes, I'll talk to my taxman
and my accountant and, uh...

495
00:29:12,517 --> 00:29:15,353
Good, we'll be right here,
Mr. Lenoch, come to this window!

496
00:29:17,622 --> 00:29:19,700
That's Bill Lenoch,
the famous TV personality.

497
00:29:19,724 --> 00:29:22,260
Comes to my window all the time.

498
00:29:30,235 --> 00:29:31,936
Refill.

499
00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:37,709
Hey.

500
00:29:38,043 --> 00:29:40,044
Hey...

501
00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:42,824
Hey there!

502
00:29:42,848 --> 00:29:44,625
I loved your dog.

503
00:29:44,649 --> 00:29:46,818
What happened to him?

504
00:29:48,086 --> 00:29:49,197
What?

505
00:29:49,221 --> 00:29:51,199
Your dog, Fury.

506
00:29:51,223 --> 00:29:53,525
You're Bill Lenoch!

507
00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:56,227
He's dead.

508
00:30:04,536 --> 00:30:06,414
I know that.

509
00:30:06,438 --> 00:30:10,218
I used to love how he'd
lie on the hood of a car,

510
00:30:10,242 --> 00:30:11,719
and he'd lie so still,

511
00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:15,213
and you'd be selling cars
and on like that.

512
00:30:16,448 --> 00:30:19,560
He scratched up
his share of paint jobs.

513
00:30:19,584 --> 00:30:21,429
Sank his teeth into my hand once

514
00:30:21,453 --> 00:30:24,765
when I was halfway through
a Manza commercial.

515
00:30:24,789 --> 00:30:26,534
Took an hour for the bleeding to stop

516
00:30:26,558 --> 00:30:30,371
and I could go on with the taping.

517
00:30:30,395 --> 00:30:33,598
Even so, you adored him.

518
00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:39,480
Every time I looked at that mutt,

519
00:30:39,504 --> 00:30:41,983
All I could think of
was his grandfather

520
00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:44,952
chasing across the yard
of some concentration camp

521
00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:48,055
biting some Jewish ass.

522
00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:50,658
Ad agency nightmare.

523
00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:52,283
Excuse me.

524
00:30:52,918 --> 00:30:54,262
Hey.

525
00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:56,264
Did you have that dog destroyed?

526
00:30:56,288 --> 00:30:58,189
Shh!

527
00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:03,104
Why did you say a thing like that?

528
00:31:03,128 --> 00:31:05,373
I wasn't his real owner anyway.

529
00:31:05,397 --> 00:31:07,108
He was leased.

530
00:31:07,132 --> 00:31:09,777
Aw, honey, I wasn't accusing you.

531
00:31:09,801 --> 00:31:12,980
A 1970 Mercury Colony Park
station wagon

532
00:31:13,004 --> 00:31:15,683
ran over him in the south Covina lot.

533
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:18,553
We held the services there
that Sunday, yes, sir.

534
00:31:18,577 --> 00:31:20,922
2,100 people showed up
in person, yes, sir!

535
00:31:20,946 --> 00:31:23,781
We sold cars, we... uh...

536
00:31:24,616 --> 00:31:26,618
Bartender, where's the men's room?

537
00:31:28,186 --> 00:31:29,297
Wait a minute.

538
00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:31,332
I knew we had something in common...

539
00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:33,000
- Madam, I'm terribly sorry...
- You know that happened

540
00:31:33,024 --> 00:31:36,370
just about the same time
as they killed poor Alfred.

541
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:38,506
- Killed?
- The dentists.

542
00:31:38,530 --> 00:31:40,308
- Dentists?
- All of them.

543
00:31:40,332 --> 00:31:42,510
Beverly Hills, Westwood,

544
00:31:42,534 --> 00:31:45,479
Brentwood, Pacific Palisades, Malibu...

545
00:31:45,503 --> 00:31:47,448
A conspiracy of dentists?

546
00:31:47,472 --> 00:31:49,116
Full mouth X-rays,

547
00:31:49,140 --> 00:31:51,852
all of them gave him full mouth X-rays.

548
00:31:51,876 --> 00:31:54,922
Sometimes as many
as eight or nine in one day,

549
00:31:54,946 --> 00:31:56,824
six days a week.

550
00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:58,626
But why would they do such a thing?

551
00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:00,461
Exactly what I said.

552
00:32:00,485 --> 00:32:02,863
Don't those dentists know one another?

553
00:32:02,887 --> 00:32:05,766
How could they permit a man
to walk into their office

554
00:32:05,790 --> 00:32:08,269
and ask for full mouth X-rays

555
00:32:08,293 --> 00:32:10,605
and not know anything about him?

556
00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:13,074
He went straight through
the Yellow Pages.

557
00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:15,243
He didn't miss a single dentist.

558
00:32:15,267 --> 00:32:17,578
I didn't know how
he spent his afternoons,

559
00:32:17,602 --> 00:32:21,816
until after he passed on,
and the bills began to pour in!

560
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,518
Nothing but dentists!

561
00:32:24,542 --> 00:32:25,886
Do you know what they get?

562
00:32:25,910 --> 00:32:29,624
$25 a clip for full mouth X-rays.

563
00:32:29,648 --> 00:32:31,058
Why did he do it?

564
00:32:31,082 --> 00:32:33,594
He didn't do anything.
They did it!

565
00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:37,498
He didn't have a cavity.
He had sweet, lovely breath.

566
00:32:37,522 --> 00:32:39,333
Not a trace of tobacco!

567
00:32:39,357 --> 00:32:42,503
Look at those!
Look at those!

568
00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:43,804
Hold them up to the light.

569
00:32:43,828 --> 00:32:46,898
Oh, you can't see them here.
Come over here.

570
00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:49,310
Oh, you can't see them here either.

571
00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:50,634
Come outside.

572
00:32:51,303 --> 00:32:53,881
Oh, there! Now, you see,
you can see them out here.

573
00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:55,349
Why, look at that.

574
00:32:55,373 --> 00:32:57,985
Not a mark, not a mark.
And those!

575
00:32:58,009 --> 00:32:59,654
You know, I have
a whole drawer full of these.

576
00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:02,390
We could go to my house, and we
could look at Alfred's X-rays.

577
00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:04,659
You'd like it!
You'll really...

578
00:33:04,683 --> 00:33:06,894
Oh, listen, we weren't trying to
run out on the check, you see.

579
00:33:06,918 --> 00:33:08,896
We were just looking
at these teeth, and I...

580
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,222
Here-Here, I can take care of that.

581
00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,168
Shit.

582
00:33:14,192 --> 00:33:17,238
I-I-I'm terribly sorry.

583
00:33:17,262 --> 00:33:19,440
I seem to have left my house
without my wallet.

584
00:33:19,464 --> 00:33:21,242
You see, I was on my way
to the bank over there

585
00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:22,910
across the street...
- Be our guest.

586
00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:24,545
Alfred's and mine.

587
00:33:24,569 --> 00:33:27,114
- I couldn't do that...
- Uh, uh! We insist.

588
00:33:27,138 --> 00:33:29,517
Well, thank you, and, um...

589
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:33,277
My deepest sympathy.
- Oh, thank you.

590
00:33:44,522 --> 00:33:46,400
I, uh...

591
00:33:46,424 --> 00:33:48,960
I don't cook much anymore.

592
00:33:56,568 --> 00:33:59,347
Bill likes to eat out.

593
00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:01,949
That's what we do mostly.
We, uh...

594
00:34:01,973 --> 00:34:04,318
We go out for dinners.

595
00:34:04,342 --> 00:34:07,588
Big... dinner...
Maybe French, sometimes.

596
00:34:07,612 --> 00:34:09,523
Maybe Italian.

597
00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:10,624
And, uh...

598
00:34:10,648 --> 00:34:13,284
Then we have a couple of drinks.

599
00:34:14,386 --> 00:34:16,664
And then we got home, and we have a...

600
00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:18,833
a nightcap.

601
00:34:18,857 --> 00:34:21,492
Is that why you have
a lot of that booze fat?

602
00:34:22,427 --> 00:34:24,772
Oh, yeah, I guess so, I...

603
00:34:24,796 --> 00:34:26,173
You know what my favorite one is?

604
00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:28,509
Polynesian.
You like that?

605
00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:31,012
Well, better than the food is, uh...

606
00:34:31,036 --> 00:34:33,237
is I love the drinks that they have.

607
00:34:34,038 --> 00:34:37,385
The drinks, they have terrific...

608
00:34:37,409 --> 00:34:39,687
drinks, they have
a special menu
just for the drinks,

609
00:34:39,711 --> 00:34:41,689
and they have little pictures
of it on them.

610
00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:42,823
You know...

611
00:34:42,847 --> 00:34:45,092
And they have, um, interesting names.

612
00:34:45,116 --> 00:34:47,228
There's this Cobra!

613
00:34:47,252 --> 00:34:48,863
Now that's a funny name
for a drink, right?

614
00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:50,297
There's one called a Cobra.

615
00:34:50,321 --> 00:34:52,700
There's one called
a Pink Missionary.
They have all kinds of names!

616
00:34:52,724 --> 00:34:56,127
I'll bet you could use
one of them drinks right now.

617
00:35:00,398 --> 00:35:01,833
Could I?

618
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:09,240
That's if your eggs meet
with my standard of approval.

619
00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:11,943
Now, look...

620
00:35:13,244 --> 00:35:17,281
Please remember that this is
the first time that
I ever made a coddled egg.

621
00:35:20,018 --> 00:35:22,063
I never made a...

622
00:35:22,087 --> 00:35:23,387
a coddled egg.

623
00:35:23,855 --> 00:35:26,891
Just take that
into consideration, it's the...

624
00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:40,137
Huh?

625
00:35:42,273 --> 00:35:44,375
You don't like it?

626
00:35:45,176 --> 00:35:46,987
I love it.

627
00:35:47,011 --> 00:35:49,824
Maybe you could have a drink.
It would wash it down.

628
00:35:49,848 --> 00:35:51,759
It would make it taste better.
The juice, it get...

629
00:35:51,783 --> 00:35:53,484
I don't drink.

630
00:35:54,419 --> 00:35:56,030
No drink, no drink.

631
00:35:56,054 --> 00:35:59,333
Something else if you're hungry,
french toast?

632
00:35:59,357 --> 00:36:01,035
You like sausages?

633
00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:02,503
What about a scrambled egg?

634
00:36:02,527 --> 00:36:05,005
I could scramble you eggs.
I make terrific scrambled eggs.

635
00:36:05,029 --> 00:36:06,640
A mushroom omelette?

636
00:36:06,664 --> 00:36:08,142
There must be something that you want.

637
00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,134
One thing that you want.

638
00:36:27,218 --> 00:36:30,388
Hey, did you get your money, alright?

639
00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:32,132
Scare ya?

640
00:36:32,156 --> 00:36:34,168
- No.
- You jumped.

641
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:37,805
Well, I was just daydreaming.
Did you get your surfers?

642
00:36:37,829 --> 00:36:39,340
Skin divers.

643
00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:42,143
14 day wait.

644
00:36:42,167 --> 00:36:44,778
By that time, I won't be
at the same bank anyhow.

645
00:36:44,802 --> 00:36:46,914
Oh, you're leaving town?

646
00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:48,682
Changing banks.

647
00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,851
I switch every 30 days.

648
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,554
They give you premiums
for opening new accounts.

649
00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:57,424
CorningWare, Chafing Dishes,
carving boards.

650
00:36:57,448 --> 00:36:59,126
So, I put it in, and I take it out

651
00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:01,529
and put it in someplace else.

652
00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:03,531
Well, that sounds easy.

653
00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:04,899
One catch,

654
00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:09,036
$50 minimum deposit,
exactly what I'm worth.

655
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:10,361
Oh.

656
00:37:10,562 --> 00:37:14,141
What happens if you spend,
say, a dollar?

657
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:17,177
I'm screwed, no cutlery!

658
00:37:17,201 --> 00:37:19,971
Well, how do you get along?

659
00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:21,973
These!

660
00:37:29,314 --> 00:37:31,492
Most men leave 'em in their car.

661
00:37:31,516 --> 00:37:34,628
They get all cluttered.
They get sticky.

662
00:37:34,652 --> 00:37:37,031
Is, uh, is that all you do?

663
00:37:37,055 --> 00:37:40,925
- Of course not.
- Am I nosy? What else?

664
00:37:43,027 --> 00:37:44,572
Are you going someplace?

665
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:47,431
No, just killing time.

666
00:37:48,399 --> 00:37:53,280
Are you good at counting packages?

667
00:37:53,304 --> 00:37:54,939
Join me.

668
00:37:55,974 --> 00:37:58,175
Bread and butter.

669
00:38:00,778 --> 00:38:02,623
What do you do with the peel?

670
00:38:02,647 --> 00:38:04,548
Give me.

671
00:38:06,217 --> 00:38:07,928
Floor show with your snack.

672
00:38:07,952 --> 00:38:10,364
Ever see anybody slip
on a banana peel before?

673
00:38:10,388 --> 00:38:12,790
Not in real life, no.

674
00:38:17,261 --> 00:38:20,174
Mm! Barbecue! Good.

675
00:38:20,198 --> 00:38:23,234
All that seasoning
is bad for the arteries.

676
00:38:24,936 --> 00:38:26,780
You must be hungry.

677
00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:29,216
Don't have to be.

678
00:38:29,240 --> 00:38:31,352
Can eat any old time.

679
00:38:31,376 --> 00:38:33,821
Doesn't show.

680
00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:36,357
It's my metabolism.

681
00:38:36,381 --> 00:38:38,926
Scares the hell outta guys sometimes,

682
00:38:38,950 --> 00:38:41,061
the way I can put it away.

683
00:38:41,085 --> 00:38:42,096
Marvelous.

684
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,398
I'm a cheap date, though.

685
00:38:44,422 --> 00:38:47,268
I think it tastes a lot better
if you steal it.

686
00:38:47,292 --> 00:38:48,936
Is that how you live?

687
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,804
Uh-uh, I bitch, too.

688
00:38:50,828 --> 00:38:52,139
Bitch, what's that?

689
00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:56,710
Oh, I write complaint letters,
you know, to all the companies.

690
00:38:56,734 --> 00:38:58,879
Consumer relations.

691
00:38:58,903 --> 00:39:01,048
"The tuna fish was spoiled."

692
00:39:01,072 --> 00:39:03,150
"There was a nail
in my TV dinner."

693
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,252
They usually send you an apology letter

694
00:39:05,276 --> 00:39:07,187
and a whole case of their products.

695
00:39:07,211 --> 00:39:09,690
You eat for a month.

696
00:39:09,714 --> 00:39:11,525
Never get caught?

697
00:39:11,549 --> 00:39:13,394
I circulate.

698
00:39:13,418 --> 00:39:17,031
This chain has 24 stores.

699
00:39:17,055 --> 00:39:20,091
Anyway, not with you.

700
00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:24,061
The father/daughter bit, you know?

701
00:39:26,497 --> 00:39:29,467
Yeah, but what if you are?

702
00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:34,815
I tell 'em I'm alone,
scared, and desperate,

703
00:39:34,839 --> 00:39:36,784
like you.

704
00:39:36,808 --> 00:39:39,953
Me? What have I got
to be scared of?

705
00:39:39,977 --> 00:39:42,713
Don't you know?

706
00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:46,283
Mm!

707
00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:55,135
What are you doing?
Hey, those are cold!

708
00:39:55,159 --> 00:39:57,004
Button up and hang on to 'em.

709
00:39:57,028 --> 00:39:59,497
Got a chill.
Where are we going next?

710
00:40:01,032 --> 00:40:03,911
Paper plates and stainless steel.

711
00:40:03,935 --> 00:40:06,003
Come on, let's go.

712
00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,578
Uhh...

713
00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:39,747
That's a Wahine's Downfall.

714
00:40:39,771 --> 00:40:41,482
It's a lot like a Sadie Thompson,

715
00:40:41,506 --> 00:40:43,250
except that you-you add brandy.

716
00:40:43,274 --> 00:40:45,018
That's diabetes on the rocks.

717
00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:46,887
Oh, no, no! Whoops!

718
00:40:46,911 --> 00:40:49,523
It's delicious!
Really, you're gonna like it.

719
00:40:49,547 --> 00:40:52,025
I want you to taste it.
I'm making a terrible mess.

720
00:40:52,049 --> 00:40:54,294
But it tastes better than it looks.

721
00:40:54,318 --> 00:40:56,830
In the restaurant,
it really looks nice.

722
00:40:56,854 --> 00:40:59,199
Oh, you're trying to slip me
a little arsenic, huh?

723
00:40:59,223 --> 00:41:01,992
Oh, grow up.
Here, I'll drink it first.

724
00:41:18,209 --> 00:41:22,422
I feel a lot safer
all locked inside, don't you?

725
00:41:22,446 --> 00:41:24,925
If there was a fire,
I'd worry about getting out.

726
00:41:24,949 --> 00:41:28,028
Is that what you're afraid of?
Fire?

727
00:41:28,052 --> 00:41:29,496
Why do you insist that I'm afraid?

728
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:32,232
Where does everybody
get that idea about me?

729
00:41:32,256 --> 00:41:34,468
Everybody has something.

730
00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:37,504
Heights or the dark,

731
00:41:37,528 --> 00:41:41,442
or being alone or not being alone.

732
00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:44,111
You mean childhood fears.

733
00:41:44,135 --> 00:41:46,814
Oh, that's-that's mine.
Here.

734
00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:49,082
Not always.

735
00:41:49,106 --> 00:41:51,018
Fear of men,

736
00:41:51,042 --> 00:41:52,920
fear of women,

737
00:41:52,944 --> 00:41:55,255
of being touched,

738
00:41:55,279 --> 00:41:58,692
of using a public potty,

739
00:41:58,716 --> 00:42:01,261
of going to sleep.

740
00:42:01,285 --> 00:42:03,597
Well, I supposed anything
could terrify you

741
00:42:03,621 --> 00:42:06,133
if you thought about it long enough.

742
00:42:06,157 --> 00:42:09,670
Oh, you don't think about such things?

743
00:42:09,694 --> 00:42:13,173
No. No, I'm too busy.

744
00:42:13,197 --> 00:42:15,809
Fear of not being busy.

745
00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:18,235
I am concerned about cholesterol.

746
00:42:20,171 --> 00:42:24,008
What about steak sauce
with monosodium glutamate?

747
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,216
Oh, run hot water on that.
You're gonna hurt yourself.

748
00:42:36,654 --> 00:42:40,334
The strongest muscles
of your body are in your jaw.

749
00:42:40,358 --> 00:42:42,369
Did you know that?
- No.

750
00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:46,507
Where did you think they were?
The strongest muscle?

751
00:42:46,531 --> 00:42:48,041
Legs?

752
00:42:48,065 --> 00:42:49,910
- Do you have a mistress?
- No.

753
00:42:49,934 --> 00:42:51,778
Too much time, too demanding,

754
00:42:51,802 --> 00:42:53,146
a lot of work
keeping it a secret, you know.

755
00:42:53,170 --> 00:42:56,416
Rides, and motel rooms...
- How do you like your meat?

756
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,419
Don't tell me, medium.

757
00:42:59,443 --> 00:43:01,855
While all that energy
could be better put to use

758
00:43:01,879 --> 00:43:04,558
by expanding profits, getting ahead.

759
00:43:04,582 --> 00:43:07,728
Instead of laid and alone.

760
00:43:07,752 --> 00:43:09,153
Hm.

761
00:43:10,755 --> 00:43:12,933
You're always alone afterwards,
you know?

762
00:43:12,957 --> 00:43:15,702
Try to put something
of yourself into it.

763
00:43:15,726 --> 00:43:16,904
But afterwards, lying there,

764
00:43:16,928 --> 00:43:21,208
it all seems so fucking impersonal.

765
00:43:21,232 --> 00:43:24,111
What could be new?
People have been doing it
for millions of years,

766
00:43:24,135 --> 00:43:26,046
Romans, Egyptians, Babylonians,

767
00:43:26,070 --> 00:43:28,849
what can be new?
What makes it me doing it?

768
00:43:28,873 --> 00:43:30,851
It could be anybody doing it
with anybody else,

769
00:43:30,875 --> 00:43:33,020
so unless you put
some little bit of perversion

770
00:43:33,044 --> 00:43:34,354
of your own to make it special...

771
00:43:34,378 --> 00:43:36,290
but suppose you're not a pervert?

772
00:43:36,314 --> 00:43:38,358
- Oh, you could learn.
- Thank God!

773
00:43:38,382 --> 00:43:40,260
After you've lost your virginity
and had your kids,

774
00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:41,862
that phase is over,

775
00:43:41,886 --> 00:43:43,830
and you can go on
to the business of making money.

776
00:43:43,854 --> 00:43:47,100
Now, that's really personal.
Peculiar to each individual.

777
00:43:47,124 --> 00:43:50,227
Style, personality.

778
00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:52,539
They all play a part.

779
00:43:52,563 --> 00:43:56,610
- Who says you're not a pervert?
- So you're angry at me.

780
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,712
We only just met, and yet,
there is a conflict

781
00:43:58,736 --> 00:44:00,948
that I have to cope with.
And for what?

782
00:44:00,972 --> 00:44:04,718
Supposedly to jump into your bed, huh?

783
00:44:04,742 --> 00:44:07,444
Nobody asked you.

784
00:44:10,781 --> 00:44:12,292
Look, lady, cut that shit out.

785
00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,127
Now, I don't need you passing out on me

786
00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:15,451
Mm!

787
00:44:15,586 --> 00:44:17,064
Oh, look what I did!

788
00:44:17,088 --> 00:44:20,334
I almost drank the whole thing,
and I didn't leave any for you.

789
00:44:20,358 --> 00:44:22,102
I could mix up another batch, huh?

790
00:44:22,126 --> 00:44:24,071
Because I'm really...
- Okay, the party's over, man.

791
00:44:24,095 --> 00:44:25,706
- Huh?
- Where's your old man?

792
00:44:25,730 --> 00:44:27,474
He'll be here!

793
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,142
What are you talking about?
He'll be here!

794
00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:30,610
Yeah, he's late.
Come out from behind this bar.

795
00:44:30,634 --> 00:44:31,945
You wouldn't!

796
00:44:31,969 --> 00:44:34,348
- I told the man what was gonna happen. 
- What... a traffic jam!

797
00:44:34,372 --> 00:44:35,949
Any number of things
could've happened, honest!

798
00:44:35,973 --> 00:44:37,150
Well, now you got lost.

799
00:44:37,174 --> 00:44:39,386
No, no, that doesn't make
any sense! I'm calling the bank!

800
00:44:39,410 --> 00:44:40,520
Just the bank!

801
00:44:40,544 --> 00:44:41,755
- Do it.
- The bank!

802
00:44:41,779 --> 00:44:43,390
I'm just calling the bank!

803
00:44:43,414 --> 00:44:45,659
Maybe he had trouble
making a withdrawal!

804
00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:48,695
I ain't thinkin' 'bout
no withdrawal now.

805
00:44:48,719 --> 00:44:50,921
No! Don't! Stop!

806
00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:04,168
Oh, Bill!

807
00:45:14,111 --> 00:45:15,255
How dare you!

808
00:45:15,279 --> 00:45:17,748
I am gonna have to rape you now!

809
00:45:19,650 --> 00:45:22,262
Please, don't, don't, don't!

810
00:45:22,286 --> 00:45:23,620
Ugh!

811
00:45:30,127 --> 00:45:31,929
Please, don't!

812
00:45:34,532 --> 00:45:36,200
Oh, Bill!

813
00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:40,904
Bill!

814
00:45:41,105 --> 00:45:42,840
Bill!

815
00:45:44,141 --> 00:45:45,285
Just hold still.

816
00:45:45,309 --> 00:45:47,154
This ain't givin' me no pleasure.

817
00:45:47,178 --> 00:45:49,346
- Bill!
- Shut up!

818
00:45:50,014 --> 00:45:53,527
Shit, this is a rotten day
for all of us.

819
00:45:53,551 --> 00:45:54,928
You animal!

820
00:45:54,952 --> 00:45:56,897
Don't come calling me names, lady!

821
00:45:56,921 --> 00:46:00,834
I'm just a big, black butt
doing what's expected of him!

822
00:46:00,858 --> 00:46:05,105
Well, you're gonna pay for this,
big bastard!

823
00:46:05,129 --> 00:46:06,930
Don't!

824
00:46:12,269 --> 00:46:14,838
I mean, I put a lot of time
in this already!

825
00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:21,822
Alright! Do it! Do it!
Get it over with!

826
00:46:21,846 --> 00:46:22,989
Shit!

827
00:46:23,013 --> 00:46:24,758
Alright! Why don't you do it?!

828
00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:28,028
What are you waiting for?
Get it over with!

829
00:46:28,052 --> 00:46:29,586
Alright.

830
00:46:31,856 --> 00:46:34,868
Go ahead and make yourself a cooler.

831
00:46:34,892 --> 00:46:38,739
Make yourself one of those
Polynesian drinks.

832
00:46:38,763 --> 00:46:40,531
Maybe it'll cool you off.

833
00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:52,009
Thank you.

834
00:46:54,111 --> 00:46:55,546
Ugh!

835
00:46:59,517 --> 00:47:01,485
Would you like a drink?

836
00:47:03,187 --> 00:47:04,564
Yeah, I want one.

837
00:47:04,588 --> 00:47:06,723
Uh... bourbon?

838
00:47:07,224 --> 00:47:09,770
- Yeah, bourbon's cool.
- Uh...

839
00:47:09,794 --> 00:47:11,872
Jim Beam?

840
00:47:11,896 --> 00:47:12,906
Jack Daniels?

841
00:47:12,930 --> 00:47:14,908
Fine, Jack Daniels' fine.

842
00:47:14,932 --> 00:47:17,811
Hey, wait a minute, man, time,
hold it just one second here.

843
00:47:17,835 --> 00:47:19,279
Woman, are you crazy or something?

844
00:47:19,303 --> 00:47:20,747
I mean, out of the whole
damn neighborhood,

845
00:47:20,771 --> 00:47:22,149
I had to go and pick you people.

846
00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:23,550
I mean, he can't find his way home,

847
00:47:23,574 --> 00:47:24,951
and you playin' hostess.

848
00:47:24,975 --> 00:47:27,154
Jesus H. Christ!

849
00:47:27,178 --> 00:47:28,979
On the rocks?

850
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,415
Yeah, rocks, yeah.

851
00:47:38,322 --> 00:47:40,123
Um...

852
00:47:45,462 --> 00:47:47,598
May I have my top, please?

853
00:47:48,832 --> 00:47:51,535
No, you can't have your top, please.

854
00:47:53,437 --> 00:47:54,972
Well, uh...

855
00:47:55,673 --> 00:47:57,217
Could I have my bottoms?

856
00:47:57,241 --> 00:47:58,885
No, you can't have your bottoms

857
00:47:58,909 --> 00:48:01,488
'cause I'm just gonna have to go through
the whole trouble of takin' 'em off again,

858
00:48:01,512 --> 00:48:02,422
you understand me?

859
00:48:02,446 --> 00:48:03,957
Now, you just go ahead and get yourself

860
00:48:03,981 --> 00:48:05,992
natural, stone-cold drunk

861
00:48:06,016 --> 00:48:08,428
because I'ma have to
knock you cold and do it to ya.

862
00:48:08,452 --> 00:48:10,220
You understand me?

863
00:48:11,555 --> 00:48:12,666
Uh...

864
00:48:12,690 --> 00:48:14,224
Why didn't you?

865
00:48:15,626 --> 00:48:17,661
I did not what?

866
00:48:18,529 --> 00:48:20,807
Why didn't you knock me cold
and do it to me?

867
00:48:20,831 --> 00:48:23,176
Hey, baby, go ahead
and finish your drink.

868
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:25,946
That's all, finish your drink.
- No!

869
00:48:25,970 --> 00:48:27,714
Now, please, I want you to tell me why.

870
00:48:27,738 --> 00:48:29,216
Why didn't you?

871
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:32,052
Because I might've hit you
in your natural, stone-cold head

872
00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:32,819
and fractured your skull.

873
00:48:32,843 --> 00:48:34,387
That doesn't make any sense.

874
00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:37,023
You were gonna cut my throat with a
gold letter opener anyway, weren't you?

875
00:48:37,047 --> 00:48:40,493
Yeah, mama, and that's still my intent.

876
00:48:40,517 --> 00:48:42,796
You're not telling me the truth.

877
00:48:42,820 --> 00:48:45,031
I don't have to answer
any of your questions.

878
00:48:45,055 --> 00:48:46,399
No, that's true.
You don't,

879
00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:47,968
but as long as you're going to kill me,

880
00:48:47,992 --> 00:48:50,727
why not be open and frank with me, huh?

881
00:48:55,633 --> 00:48:57,134
Well, yeah...

882
00:48:57,668 --> 00:49:00,447
Soon as I finish my cocktail,

883
00:49:00,471 --> 00:49:01,815
I'm gonna show you.

884
00:49:01,839 --> 00:49:04,651
No! Now, I want you
to tell me right now!

885
00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:06,286
Now, you just tell me now,

886
00:49:06,310 --> 00:49:09,456
why you did not knock me unconscious

887
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,124
and take what you wanted?

888
00:49:11,148 --> 00:49:13,360
'Cause you had to be awake, understand?

889
00:49:13,384 --> 00:49:14,961
Is that enough for you, mama?

890
00:49:14,985 --> 00:49:17,187
Oh, no.
No, no. No.

891
00:49:19,657 --> 00:49:21,735
God damn it, mama, you embarrassing me.

892
00:49:21,759 --> 00:49:24,738
You're embarrassed?!
How do you think I feel?!

893
00:49:24,762 --> 00:49:26,172
Now, I want you to tell me,

894
00:49:26,196 --> 00:49:28,875
just sit down,
have your drink, and tell me

895
00:49:28,899 --> 00:49:30,110
why?

896
00:49:30,134 --> 00:49:32,135
Why didn't you do it?

897
00:49:37,875 --> 00:49:39,252
Just tell me why.

898
00:49:39,276 --> 00:49:40,487
You can be frank with me.

899
00:49:40,511 --> 00:49:43,880
I took a course in psychology.
Tell me.

900
00:49:45,549 --> 00:49:47,227
You know, it's amazing.

901
00:49:47,251 --> 00:49:51,398
A girl your age
with all that sexual experience.

902
00:49:51,422 --> 00:49:53,433
Well, if you wanna know,

903
00:49:53,457 --> 00:49:57,170
I was molested when I was 11 years old

904
00:49:57,194 --> 00:50:00,740
in the orchestra of Loews
Orpheum Theatre in New York.

905
00:50:00,764 --> 00:50:03,343
It was a Saturday matinee

906
00:50:03,367 --> 00:50:06,646
by a guy who smelled
something like you.

907
00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:09,349
An old guy.

908
00:50:09,373 --> 00:50:11,184
How do you mean smell?

909
00:50:11,208 --> 00:50:14,087
Do you ever notice the way, uh...

910
00:50:14,111 --> 00:50:16,923
all those theaters
used to smell the same?

911
00:50:16,947 --> 00:50:20,293
The same with all the RKO houses.

912
00:50:20,317 --> 00:50:22,662
Only they had still a different smell.

913
00:50:22,686 --> 00:50:25,065
You know that certain, um...

914
00:50:25,089 --> 00:50:26,766
bottled smells.

915
00:50:26,790 --> 00:50:29,336
But you remarked on my smell.

916
00:50:29,360 --> 00:50:31,004
Maybe that's the way, um,

917
00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:33,430
perverts smell who bother little kids.

918
00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:37,510
I never had any such interest.

919
00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:41,047
I hated to sit
in the children's section.

920
00:50:41,071 --> 00:50:43,216
All those kids screaming,

921
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:46,019
blowing into their candy boxes.

922
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:49,055
You couldn't hear the dialogue.

923
00:50:49,079 --> 00:50:51,391
So, in a dark scene,

924
00:50:51,415 --> 00:50:53,126
I slipped out of my seat

925
00:50:53,150 --> 00:50:56,096
and crossed the aisle
into the adult section.

926
00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:59,132
And then, in the back,
I see a flashlight blink on,

927
00:50:59,156 --> 00:51:02,102
and the matron would start
coming down the aisle.

928
00:51:02,126 --> 00:51:04,304
And I slide over next to a grown-up,

929
00:51:04,328 --> 00:51:06,840
and I whisper, "Say I'm
with you, say I'm with you.

930
00:51:06,864 --> 00:51:10,510
Say I'm your daughter.
Tell her to go away."

931
00:51:10,534 --> 00:51:13,179
And sometimes, they would.

932
00:51:13,203 --> 00:51:15,515
This guy did.

933
00:51:15,539 --> 00:51:17,884
Then he went back,
and he bought me popcorn

934
00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:21,845
and a Pepsi-Cola and Black Crows.

935
00:51:23,414 --> 00:51:25,658
I know I was sitting there

936
00:51:25,682 --> 00:51:27,660
with the popcorn in one hand

937
00:51:27,684 --> 00:51:29,295
and the Pepsi in the other hand,

938
00:51:29,319 --> 00:51:31,922
and my mouth was full of Black Crows.

939
00:51:33,056 --> 00:51:37,360
He reached under my skirt
and pulled my underpants down.

940
00:51:38,529 --> 00:51:40,063
Horrible...

941
00:51:40,931 --> 00:51:43,476
I just pretended
he wasn't doing anything.

942
00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:47,580
Watched Howard Keel
and pretended I was up there,

943
00:51:47,604 --> 00:51:49,616
not down in the dark

944
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,152
with those ice cold fingers.

945
00:51:52,176 --> 00:51:54,120
He must've washed his hands
in cold water

946
00:51:54,144 --> 00:51:56,056
when he went back for candy

947
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:58,215
'cause they were like ice.

948
00:51:59,349 --> 00:52:02,419
There's never any hot water
in theaters.

949
00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:05,698
You should've cried out.

950
00:52:05,722 --> 00:52:07,634
The matron would've come

951
00:52:07,658 --> 00:52:10,437
and turned her flashlight
right on his hand,

952
00:52:10,461 --> 00:52:14,765
and I never would've been able
to go back that that Loews.

953
00:52:16,667 --> 00:52:17,744
Besides,

954
00:52:17,768 --> 00:52:20,880
those Black Crows get stuck
to your teeth,

955
00:52:20,904 --> 00:52:23,683
and they make it very hard to yell.

956
00:52:23,707 --> 00:52:25,375
What else did he do to you?

957
00:52:27,077 --> 00:52:30,089
You shoulda reported it.
- To Loews?!

958
00:52:30,113 --> 00:52:32,225
Suppose they woulda
kicked me out for good,

959
00:52:32,249 --> 00:52:34,060
said that I was making it up?

960
00:52:34,084 --> 00:52:36,429
They wouldn't. They couldn't.
You were a child.

961
00:52:36,453 --> 00:52:39,065
That's what you know.

962
00:52:39,089 --> 00:52:42,268
Did you ever read
the back of your ticket?

963
00:52:42,292 --> 00:52:45,638
No, you never read it.
They don't want you to read it.

964
00:52:45,662 --> 00:52:48,341
That's why they tear it up
before you can read it.

965
00:52:48,365 --> 00:52:50,143
I'll tell you what it says.

966
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:51,678
Are you ready for this?

967
00:52:51,702 --> 00:52:54,447
"The management reserves the right

968
00:52:54,471 --> 00:52:56,616
to relinquish the license

969
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,651
granted by this ticket

970
00:52:58,675 --> 00:53:01,488
by refunding
the purchase price."

971
00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:03,823
How do you like that shit?

972
00:53:03,847 --> 00:53:05,325
Is it significant?

973
00:53:05,349 --> 00:53:07,827
It's full of big words

974
00:53:07,851 --> 00:53:10,463
that a little kid can't understand!

975
00:53:10,487 --> 00:53:12,332
It means that they can kick you out

976
00:53:12,356 --> 00:53:13,433
for any reason at all

977
00:53:13,457 --> 00:53:15,735
just by giving you your money back.

978
00:53:15,759 --> 00:53:17,504
Is that so terrible?

979
00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:21,698
Have you ever been
kicked out of the movies?

980
00:53:23,667 --> 00:53:25,044
Then you don't know.

981
00:53:25,068 --> 00:53:28,615
Being hauled through the lobby
by the usherette,

982
00:53:28,639 --> 00:53:32,752
standing out there,
looking at all the glasses,

983
00:53:32,776 --> 00:53:35,755
knowing that you'll never
get to see that scene?

984
00:53:35,779 --> 00:53:38,849
Where did they expect me to go?

985
00:53:39,716 --> 00:53:41,318
Home?

986
00:53:41,852 --> 00:53:45,398
Home, for Christ sake?

987
00:53:45,422 --> 00:53:47,934
Now, that was a long time ago,
you were a child.

988
00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:49,969
You shoulda told your mother,
she woulda...

989
00:53:49,993 --> 00:53:52,796
I did finally.

990
00:53:53,497 --> 00:53:55,899
And you know what she said?

991
00:53:56,633 --> 00:53:58,511
Nothing.

992
00:53:58,535 --> 00:54:00,937
Like she didn't hear.

993
00:54:02,506 --> 00:54:05,184
She told me to tidy my room,

994
00:54:05,208 --> 00:54:08,478
and then she stared away from me.

995
00:54:09,479 --> 00:54:13,149
She never really looked at me
after that.

996
00:54:14,952 --> 00:54:16,829
She didn't wanna hear it,

997
00:54:16,853 --> 00:54:18,197
so she didn't.

998
00:54:18,221 --> 00:54:20,800
You don't know what it's like.

999
00:54:20,824 --> 00:54:22,635
I do.

1000
00:54:22,659 --> 00:54:24,604
I do, I-I have to think a while,

1001
00:54:24,628 --> 00:54:27,473
but smells do b-bring back memories,

1002
00:54:27,497 --> 00:54:29,142
like-like a dime novel.

1003
00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:30,543
You know about dime novels?

1004
00:54:30,567 --> 00:54:34,347
Nick Carter, Doc Savage,
Street and Smiths.

1005
00:54:34,371 --> 00:54:38,017
The aroma of that cheap,
rough paper under your pillow.

1006
00:54:38,041 --> 00:54:39,843
Huh? Right?

1007
00:54:40,711 --> 00:54:42,045
Yeah...

1008
00:54:43,113 --> 00:54:44,791
You see,

1009
00:54:44,815 --> 00:54:47,717
it takes time,
but I made the connection.

1010
00:54:48,485 --> 00:54:50,863
You used to read those?

1011
00:54:50,887 --> 00:54:53,299
Well, actually,
I-I used to collect them,

1012
00:54:53,323 --> 00:54:54,767
used ones.

1013
00:54:54,791 --> 00:54:57,327
Sold 'em to the other kids.

1014
00:54:58,428 --> 00:55:01,908
- You sold them?
- Oh, I had hundreds,
sure, yes, I sold them.

1015
00:55:01,932 --> 00:55:03,943
The real raggedy ones
went four for a dime,

1016
00:55:03,967 --> 00:55:05,912
but Street and Smiths,
they were a nickel a piece.

1017
00:55:05,936 --> 00:55:07,614
Creep!

1018
00:55:07,638 --> 00:55:09,549
You do smell like him!

1019
00:55:09,573 --> 00:55:13,286
That molester?
I don't! I swear I don't!

1020
00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:15,855
- I'll never forget him.
- You were eating popcorn!

1021
00:55:15,879 --> 00:55:17,690
You couldn't smell anything anyway.

1022
00:55:17,714 --> 00:55:20,893
- You are the right age.
- I don't go to the movies.

1023
00:55:20,917 --> 00:55:22,996
It's-It's a waste
of valuable business time.

1024
00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:24,764
Twelfth row from the front?

1025
00:55:24,788 --> 00:55:26,966
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers?

1026
00:55:26,990 --> 00:55:29,826
I hate musicals!
Now, young lady, you stay away.

1027
00:55:31,528 --> 00:55:32,905
Dark,

1028
00:55:32,929 --> 00:55:34,307
like it was then.

1029
00:55:34,331 --> 00:55:35,341
Turn that light back on.

1030
00:55:35,365 --> 00:55:38,101
Young lady, you are dangerously ill.

1031
00:55:39,136 --> 00:55:41,748
Holy Jesus, let go, please, please!

1032
00:55:41,772 --> 00:55:43,416
Let... Let go!

1033
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:45,918
Watch the movie.

1034
00:55:45,942 --> 00:55:47,587
I'll get you some popcorn.

1035
00:55:47,611 --> 00:55:51,624
Some nice, hot,
buttered popcorn,
wouldn't you like that?

1036
00:55:51,648 --> 00:55:55,428
And I can get you a Heath bar,
you ever had one?

1037
00:55:55,452 --> 00:55:57,930
They're very soft on the outside

1038
00:55:57,954 --> 00:56:01,234
and very hard on the inside.

1039
00:56:01,258 --> 00:56:03,836
And I can get you
a Three Musketeer bar.

1040
00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:05,271
That's my favorite.

1041
00:56:05,295 --> 00:56:08,131
You can nibble the chocolate
around the front.

1042
00:56:10,133 --> 00:56:12,102
I love you.

1043
00:57:03,854 --> 00:57:05,331
See, I, uh...

1044
00:57:05,355 --> 00:57:09,035
generally can't do it
unless the lady fights back.

1045
00:57:09,059 --> 00:57:10,837
I let her hit me a few times,

1046
00:57:10,861 --> 00:57:12,872
get a few good scratches in.

1047
00:57:12,896 --> 00:57:14,841
Scratching generally does it for me.

1048
00:57:14,865 --> 00:57:17,643
Well, didn't I? I mean,
I know that I kicked you a lot.

1049
00:57:17,667 --> 00:57:21,013
No, kicking turns me off.

1050
00:57:21,037 --> 00:57:22,939
Scratching?

1051
00:57:23,907 --> 00:57:27,120
Oh, I don't have any nails.
I can't grow the damn things.

1052
00:57:27,144 --> 00:57:30,223
I take gelatin.
- No, no, no, no,
I say it's not your fault, lady.

1053
00:57:30,247 --> 00:57:35,261
You know, lately,
I've been getting the shit
clawed out of me, but, uh...

1054
00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:37,754
It don't stir nothing up.

1055
00:57:39,156 --> 00:57:40,456
Well...

1056
00:57:41,158 --> 00:57:45,204
Disappointment,
like today, well, that, uh...

1057
00:57:45,228 --> 00:57:46,439
makes me feel bad.

1058
00:57:46,463 --> 00:57:49,933
No, damn it, I'm-I'm making excuses.

1059
00:57:53,403 --> 00:57:55,047
Is it because I'm white?

1060
00:57:55,071 --> 00:57:57,016
Well, if your husband
had come back with the bread,

1061
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,285
I wouldn't have to go through all this.

1062
00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:01,387
I know, this is...

1063
00:58:01,411 --> 00:58:02,889
this is demoralizing.

1064
00:58:02,913 --> 00:58:04,624
I mean, what kind of a rapist am I?

1065
00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:07,293
Well, I don't know...

1066
00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:10,220
I've never met a rapist before, but...

1067
00:58:12,289 --> 00:58:14,934
I guess, like everybody today,
you're...

1068
00:58:14,958 --> 00:58:18,461
you're under great social pressures.

1069
00:58:20,163 --> 00:58:22,375
Well, when I was 16, you know, I, uh,

1070
00:58:22,399 --> 00:58:24,110
you could've called me "boy," you know,

1071
00:58:24,134 --> 00:58:25,878
the whole idea of being
with a white chick

1072
00:58:25,902 --> 00:58:29,315
was like a fantasy, you know,
a-a "stay away from her, Jack."

1073
00:58:29,339 --> 00:58:31,918
You know,
verboten.
How 'bout that shit.

1074
00:58:31,942 --> 00:58:33,152
"Lynch him."

1075
00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:35,288
And the white girls,
they were terrified, Jack,

1076
00:58:35,312 --> 00:58:37,456
stone-terrified.

1077
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:38,858
I remember.

1078
00:58:38,882 --> 00:58:42,128
Used to, I'd slip into a house
where a white chick was,

1079
00:58:42,152 --> 00:58:43,796
you know, and just, just stand there,

1080
00:58:43,820 --> 00:58:46,265
just reveal myself, Jack, you know,

1081
00:58:46,289 --> 00:58:49,101
just fucking stand there.
She'd scream, you know.

1082
00:58:49,125 --> 00:58:52,662
"Why, there's a nigger
in my house!"

1083
00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:54,697
Hey.

1084
00:58:55,432 --> 00:58:58,077
Didn't I-I read about you
in the newspapers?

1085
00:58:58,101 --> 00:59:00,279
Yeah, you were never caught.

1086
00:59:00,303 --> 00:59:03,006
The unidentified negro, you know.

1087
00:59:07,944 --> 00:59:09,822
Now, you go to a movie house and...

1088
00:59:09,846 --> 00:59:11,991
"Why there it is on the screen.

1089
00:59:12,015 --> 00:59:13,125
How about that?

1090
00:59:13,149 --> 00:59:16,095
Mixed couples
all over the place."

1091
00:59:16,119 --> 00:59:19,155
No, they went and took
all the mystery out of it.

1092
00:59:20,257 --> 00:59:21,467
Yeah.

1093
00:59:21,491 --> 00:59:24,070
Now, they're treating us like people.

1094
00:59:24,094 --> 00:59:25,605
You can see what kind of position

1095
00:59:25,629 --> 00:59:28,264
that puts a rapist like me in.

1096
00:59:29,633 --> 00:59:31,167
Damn it.

1097
00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:35,905
I had it all worked out.

1098
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:39,642
I have a nigger mystique.

1099
00:59:40,544 --> 00:59:43,890
I talk nigger talk, you know?

1100
00:59:43,914 --> 00:59:46,459
I'd walk a nigger walk.

1101
00:59:46,483 --> 00:59:48,785
I had it made.

1102
00:59:49,653 --> 00:59:52,398
Then they changed it.

1103
00:59:52,422 --> 00:59:54,800
They changed it all around,
and I found myself slippin',

1104
00:59:54,824 --> 00:59:56,235
and there I was, you know, I was,

1105
00:59:56,259 --> 00:59:58,671
I was holdin' on to the past

1106
00:59:58,695 --> 01:00:01,507
because change is scary

1107
01:00:01,531 --> 01:00:02,909
And then they said,

1108
01:00:02,933 --> 01:00:05,711
"Re-educate yourself.

1109
01:00:05,735 --> 01:00:09,248
Learn new trades."

1110
01:00:09,272 --> 01:00:11,441
What trades?

1111
01:00:12,409 --> 01:00:15,955
The pool man part
or the shoeshine boy in me?

1112
01:00:15,979 --> 01:00:17,947
What trades?

1113
01:00:21,918 --> 01:00:24,420
I only know how to do one thing.

1114
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:39,802
At least I'm...

1115
01:00:44,441 --> 01:00:47,110
I used to know how.

1116
01:00:55,352 --> 01:00:58,521
White men have the same problem.

1117
01:01:02,926 --> 01:01:04,894
Listen, um...

1118
01:01:09,766 --> 01:01:14,103
Put your pants on.
You're making me feel bad.

1119
01:01:15,605 --> 01:01:17,140
Hey.

1120
01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:20,777
Did you hear what I said?

1121
01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:31,597
White men

1122
01:01:31,621 --> 01:01:34,023
have the same problem.

1123
01:01:47,804 --> 01:01:50,349
- Don't start.
- I'm not starting anything.

1124
01:01:50,373 --> 01:01:53,719
I just want... I just want...
That's good, you sit down.

1125
01:01:53,743 --> 01:01:56,756
Sit on the couch and just relax, okay?

1126
01:01:56,780 --> 01:01:59,191
Can I get you something?

1127
01:01:59,215 --> 01:02:01,927
Huh?
- Can I have my drink, please?

1128
01:02:01,951 --> 01:02:04,053
The drink.

1129
01:02:07,123 --> 01:02:08,467
Here... No, no, no, no, no.

1130
01:02:08,491 --> 01:02:11,670
No, no, no, no, no.
Come on, lie back on the couch.

1131
01:02:11,694 --> 01:02:14,507
You lie back, and you relax.

1132
01:02:14,531 --> 01:02:16,108
Come on, you trust me.

1133
01:02:16,132 --> 01:02:17,410
I'll get you a pillow for your head

1134
01:02:17,434 --> 01:02:20,813
'cause it's important that you
just be completely relaxed

1135
01:02:20,837 --> 01:02:22,348
and trust me.
- Why?

1136
01:02:22,372 --> 01:02:23,816
Come on.

1137
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:25,751
Put your head down here.
There.

1138
01:02:25,775 --> 01:02:27,486
Now this ain't natural at all.

1139
01:02:27,510 --> 01:02:28,978
Why not?

1140
01:02:30,246 --> 01:02:32,181
Why isn't this natural?

1141
01:02:33,016 --> 01:02:35,061
Just take your...

1142
01:02:35,085 --> 01:02:36,986
shirt off.

1143
01:02:45,061 --> 01:02:47,506
You know, maybe if you-you hurl
some ... at me,

1144
01:02:47,530 --> 01:02:48,908
call me a dirty coon.

1145
01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:50,976
No, no, no, no.
That's the point.

1146
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,312
I want this to be completely
without that kind of thing.

1147
01:02:53,336 --> 01:02:56,282
Well, that's not the point!
- I ain't never done it before
without forcing.

1148
01:02:56,306 --> 01:02:58,684
Well, it's gonna be very easy.

1149
01:02:58,708 --> 01:03:00,853
Now, let me just get
that old shirt off.

1150
01:03:00,877 --> 01:03:02,354
Hey, hey, you gotta trust me.

1151
01:03:02,378 --> 01:03:03,589
Let me just get that old shirt off.

1152
01:03:03,613 --> 01:03:05,991
Oh, my neck.

1153
01:03:06,015 --> 01:03:07,827
What's the matter?

1154
01:03:07,851 --> 01:03:09,595
Your neck hurts you?
- I have a pain in my neck.

1155
01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:12,598
Good, I'm very good.
I'll massage your neck for you.

1156
01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:14,066
Okay?

1157
01:03:14,090 --> 01:03:15,234
There.

1158
01:03:15,258 --> 01:03:18,571
I'll massage your neck.
Is that good?

1159
01:03:18,595 --> 01:03:19,872
Get me the pillow for me...

1160
01:03:19,896 --> 01:03:21,741
Can I have a little pillow, please?

1161
01:03:21,765 --> 01:03:23,409
- You want a pillow?
- Yes.

1162
01:03:23,433 --> 01:03:25,611
- Wouldn't rather
have me massage it?
- No, I want a pillow.

1163
01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:27,279
- You want a pillow?
- Yeah, that'll help.

1164
01:03:27,303 --> 01:03:30,072
Okay, I'll get you a pillow.
Just a minute.

1165
01:03:30,907 --> 01:03:32,751
Here you go, and while you're up,

1166
01:03:32,775 --> 01:03:35,554
let me just get
that old shirt off you.
- What are you doing?

1167
01:03:35,578 --> 01:03:40,159
Well, I can't do this when you
have that old shirt on

1168
01:03:40,183 --> 01:03:44,130
'cause that shirt has seen better days.

1169
01:03:44,154 --> 01:03:46,232
Woo!

1170
01:03:46,256 --> 01:03:48,791
Goodbye to that old shirt.

1171
01:03:54,797 --> 01:03:56,097
Hm?

1172
01:03:57,667 --> 01:03:59,578
What?

1173
01:03:59,602 --> 01:04:01,147
- Wait a minute
- What's it?

1174
01:04:01,171 --> 01:04:03,482
I'm-I'm-I'm ticklish.

1175
01:04:03,506 --> 01:04:05,417
- A big boy like you...
- Yeah.

1176
01:04:05,441 --> 01:04:07,076
Come on, I am ticklish.

1177
01:04:08,244 --> 01:04:10,523
- You're ticklish?
- 'Course I am! I didn't
even know I was ticklish.

1178
01:04:10,547 --> 01:04:12,191
You're not ticklish,

1179
01:04:12,215 --> 01:04:14,650
you're sensitive.

1180
01:04:15,351 --> 01:04:16,495
Hey.
- Oh, miss...

1181
01:04:16,519 --> 01:04:17,930
Oh, come on, I'm not gonna
fall for that, old man.

1182
01:04:17,954 --> 01:04:19,565
I think there really is
something wrong with...

1183
01:04:19,589 --> 01:04:21,167
No, are you ready?

1184
01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:23,202
Hey. Hey!
- Oh, please, oh, my God...

1185
01:04:23,226 --> 01:04:25,471
- You ready?
- give me another pillow
or something.

1186
01:04:25,495 --> 01:04:29,408
'Cause I'm gonna get on top of you.

1187
01:04:29,432 --> 01:04:31,667
In, uh...

1188
01:04:34,837 --> 01:04:37,206
This is called...

1189
01:04:38,208 --> 01:04:39,985
The superior position.

1190
01:04:40,009 --> 01:04:43,289
Now, that doesn't mean anything.
I mean, it's just...

1191
01:04:43,313 --> 01:04:45,124
It's just called that.

1192
01:04:45,148 --> 01:04:47,760
Well, it means that, uh...

1193
01:04:47,784 --> 01:04:50,353
I'm gonna do all the work.

1194
01:05:01,297 --> 01:05:03,209
I want you to know that...

1195
01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:04,410
What?

1196
01:05:04,434 --> 01:05:05,878
I appreciate this.

1197
01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:07,670
Ohh...

1198
01:05:08,371 --> 01:05:10,249
Isn't it different?

1199
01:05:10,273 --> 01:05:11,317
Hm?

1200
01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:13,109
Yeah.

1201
01:05:14,143 --> 01:05:15,955
It's, um, it's, um...

1202
01:05:15,979 --> 01:05:18,424
Masters and Johnson.
- It's what?

1203
01:05:18,448 --> 01:05:21,760
The technique, it was suggested
by Masters and Johnson.

1204
01:05:21,784 --> 01:05:23,185
Oh.

1205
01:05:24,454 --> 01:05:27,023
Do they have the same trouble, too?

1206
01:05:31,294 --> 01:05:32,929
Hm...

1207
01:05:34,964 --> 01:05:37,176
Do you mind if I...

1208
01:05:37,200 --> 01:05:38,901
kiss you again?

1209
01:05:40,903 --> 01:05:42,705
Sure.

1210
01:05:53,583 --> 01:05:56,552
Hey, you know what I was thinking?

1211
01:05:57,620 --> 01:06:01,591
What if your husband
walked in here right now
with the money?

1212
01:06:03,326 --> 01:06:05,861
Oh, Bone.

1213
01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:11,067
You're just as I imagined you'd be.

1214
01:07:30,113 --> 01:07:32,858
- Didn't I tell you
to stay off the phone?
- Wait.

1215
01:07:32,882 --> 01:07:34,583
Repeat that.

1216
01:07:35,585 --> 01:07:38,931
Well, it was something about
drawing out all of his savings.

1217
01:07:38,955 --> 01:07:40,632
Oh, but don't worry, I-I convinced him

1218
01:07:40,656 --> 01:07:44,837
how unsound it would be
to draw out one's savings
so late in the month.

1219
01:07:44,861 --> 01:07:48,264
You know, lose all that
interest, right?

1220
01:07:49,198 --> 01:07:51,600
That shit.

1221
01:08:16,692 --> 01:08:18,203
Police!

1222
01:08:18,227 --> 01:08:19,995
Police!

1223
01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:49,902
I had a feeling.

1224
01:08:49,926 --> 01:08:51,837
I'm telling you, I...

1225
01:08:51,861 --> 01:08:54,072
I just knew it!

1226
01:08:54,096 --> 01:08:55,808
I just had this...
- What a family.

1227
01:08:55,832 --> 01:09:00,469
Doesn't anybody have a sense
of responsibility around here?

1228
01:09:03,339 --> 01:09:06,976
Well, I gotta get out of here.
What time is it?

1229
01:09:08,511 --> 01:09:10,389
What time is it?
Aw, shit.

1230
01:09:10,413 --> 01:09:13,325
Boy, I can just see him
on the six o'clock new.

1231
01:09:13,349 --> 01:09:17,229
Yeah, and I can just
see me in jail.
- Yeah...

1232
01:09:17,253 --> 01:09:20,799
The mourning husband of the victim.

1233
01:09:20,823 --> 01:09:22,901
Yes, friends,
that's the way I found her.

1234
01:09:22,925 --> 01:09:24,803
Her legs spread apart, dead.

1235
01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:27,873
The victim of multiple rape
and homicide.

1236
01:09:27,897 --> 01:09:30,375
Truly a tragic situation,
ladies and gentlemen.

1237
01:09:30,399 --> 01:09:32,544
So take your condolences
and your sympathy

1238
01:09:32,568 --> 01:09:34,246
to where the friendly freeways meet,

1239
01:09:34,270 --> 01:09:35,914
where you can pick
the car of your choice

1240
01:09:35,938 --> 01:09:37,583
at an unbelievably low price

1241
01:09:37,607 --> 01:09:39,818
during this limited tragedy sale.

1242
01:09:39,842 --> 01:09:43,422
While they're there, they'll buy
a couple of Mustangs.

1243
01:09:43,446 --> 01:09:45,557
I know that's true!
You know how I know that's true?

1244
01:09:45,581 --> 01:09:48,227
Once, we had this accident
in the Covina.

1245
01:09:48,251 --> 01:09:49,528
It was just a dog.

1246
01:09:49,552 --> 01:09:52,130
It was just a God damn dog!

1247
01:09:52,154 --> 01:09:55,367
The customers, they came in-in droves!

1248
01:09:55,391 --> 01:09:57,369
They'll do that for a dog...
- I got it!

1249
01:09:57,393 --> 01:09:58,737
They'll probably
stall a little while,
- for a wife

1250
01:09:58,761 --> 01:09:59,872
then call the cops
and tip 'em that a prowler

1251
01:09:59,896 --> 01:10:01,273
and just get 'em over here.
- The throat...

1252
01:10:01,297 --> 01:10:02,841
cut with a letter opener.
- Fearing they won't
get here in time.

1253
01:10:02,865 --> 01:10:04,143
Look, give me my shirt.
- Raped...

1254
01:10:04,167 --> 01:10:06,178
- Can I have my shirt, please?
- He probably figures I...

1255
01:10:06,202 --> 01:10:08,714
Jesus Christ,
can I please have my shirt...
- Hey, wait a minute!

1256
01:10:08,738 --> 01:10:10,782
- No, I want my shirt, please.
- Now, wait a minute,
wait a minute!

1257
01:10:10,806 --> 01:10:12,851
Wait-Wait, no!
Wait a minute!

1258
01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:16,979
Wait a minute!
- Bernadette, I'd like
to have my shirt back, please.

1259
01:10:19,582 --> 01:10:21,684
Can I have my shirt, please?

1260
01:10:22,518 --> 01:10:25,097
Can I please have my shirt?

1261
01:10:25,121 --> 01:10:28,190
- But...
- Look, give me my shirt.

1262
01:10:35,131 --> 01:10:38,500
You'll be getting
a lot more than your shirt.

1263
01:10:50,279 --> 01:10:53,215
It wouldn't be this?

1264
01:10:54,417 --> 01:10:57,029
Jackpot!

1265
01:10:57,053 --> 01:11:00,465
What do they say about how
all great minds think alike?

1266
01:11:00,489 --> 01:11:02,491
Ooh!

1267
01:11:03,225 --> 01:11:06,405
Hello, operator?
Get me the police department.

1268
01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:07,506
Police department.

1269
01:11:07,530 --> 01:11:08,874
Hello, police department?

1270
01:11:08,898 --> 01:11:10,475
Police department.

1271
01:11:10,499 --> 01:11:11,910
Police department!

1272
01:11:11,934 --> 01:11:13,211
Uh, hello?

1273
01:11:13,235 --> 01:11:15,447
- Police department, is...
- 
I can't hear you.

1274
01:11:15,471 --> 01:11:19,651
You sound like you're
talking with a handkerchief
over the phone.

1275
01:11:19,675 --> 01:11:24,189
Uh, police department,
I wanna report an anonymous tip.

1276
01:11:24,213 --> 01:11:25,924
Who's calling, please?

1277
01:11:25,948 --> 01:11:27,693
Anonymous.

1278
01:11:27,717 --> 01:11:29,695
Spell that, please.

1279
01:11:29,719 --> 01:11:31,430
Spell anonymous?

1280
01:11:31,454 --> 01:11:33,699
Too tough for ya?

1281
01:11:33,723 --> 01:11:36,335
Spell anonymous...
policeman are you?

1282
01:11:36,359 --> 01:11:37,936
Fuck you!

1283
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:40,606
How... What's your name?
Who are you?

1284
01:11:40,630 --> 01:11:41,840
Anonymous.

1285
01:11:41,864 --> 01:11:44,343
- Now look here...
- 
Look up your ass.

1286
01:11:44,367 --> 01:11:47,679
We're sick of getting these
phony false alarms from kids.

1287
01:11:47,703 --> 01:11:50,215
What is this?
A bomb scare?

1288
01:11:50,239 --> 01:11:51,583
Certainly not.

1289
01:11:51,607 --> 01:11:53,552
Listen, you wouldn't be trying
to trace this number, would you?

1290
01:11:53,576 --> 01:11:55,887
You'd like that, eh?

1291
01:11:55,911 --> 01:11:59,258
- Now, listen here!
- 
You listen, kid.

1292
01:11:59,282 --> 01:12:02,594
- I am no kid!
- 
Weirdo! Pot head! Faggot!

1293
01:12:02,618 --> 01:12:04,396
How'd you like a nice haircut, huh?

1294
01:12:04,420 --> 01:12:06,632
How'd you like to have
your whole body shaved?

1295
01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,333
You got any hair on your body

1296
01:12:08,357 --> 01:12:10,035
or it's as smooth like a girl's, huh?

1297
01:12:10,059 --> 01:12:12,571
My God, this is like
an obscene phone call!

1298
01:12:12,595 --> 01:12:14,673
What do you mean... "like"?
This is one.

1299
01:12:14,697 --> 01:12:15,774
Now listen close.

1300
01:12:15,798 --> 01:12:16,908
I'm gonna take your head,

1301
01:12:16,932 --> 01:12:18,910
I'm gonna grab you by the ears,

1302
01:12:18,934 --> 01:12:21,236
and I'm gonna put...

1303
01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:24,750
Police!

1304
01:12:24,774 --> 01:12:25,851
Police!

1305
01:12:25,875 --> 01:12:27,309
Officers!

1306
01:12:30,846 --> 01:12:32,491
Red Riding had a sidekick,

1307
01:12:32,515 --> 01:12:34,660
a little beaver.

1308
01:12:34,684 --> 01:12:37,162
Now, most of the people I admired

1309
01:12:37,186 --> 01:12:39,364
are the sidekick.

1310
01:12:39,388 --> 01:12:41,833
Fuzzy little guy,

1311
01:12:41,857 --> 01:12:44,403
and they called him Fuzzy, too.

1312
01:12:44,427 --> 01:12:47,572
Which one of us is Wild Bill
and who's Fuzzy?

1313
01:12:47,596 --> 01:12:49,441
Hey, listen to this.

1314
01:12:49,465 --> 01:12:52,901
It's double if it's accidental.

1315
01:12:57,573 --> 01:12:58,617
Listen to this.

1316
01:12:58,641 --> 01:13:03,789
It's $5,000 for the loss
of one or more digits,

1317
01:13:03,813 --> 01:13:06,692
$17,000 for the loss of one eye,

1318
01:13:06,716 --> 01:13:09,094
$50,000 for both eyes,

1319
01:13:09,118 --> 01:13:12,397
$12,500 for loss of nose,

1320
01:13:12,421 --> 01:13:14,332
and/or both ears

1321
01:13:14,356 --> 01:13:18,537
or one ear and loss of either hand

1322
01:13:18,561 --> 01:13:20,505
or four digits of same hand!

1323
01:13:20,529 --> 01:13:22,174
That's awful petty.

1324
01:13:22,198 --> 01:13:23,442
Hm...

1325
01:13:23,466 --> 01:13:26,545
Well, you see,
you gotta figure out
all of the combinations.

1326
01:13:26,569 --> 01:13:29,014
Wonder what happens
if all of the pieces add up

1327
01:13:29,038 --> 01:13:30,282
to more than the whole?

1328
01:13:30,306 --> 01:13:33,785
I don't do piece work.
The man goes in one fell swoop.

1329
01:13:33,809 --> 01:13:35,544
Oh, Bone.

1330
01:13:36,645 --> 01:13:39,091
Would you, would you please stop.

1331
01:13:39,115 --> 01:13:40,325
I wanna get outta here.

1332
01:13:40,349 --> 01:13:42,084
Just pull over.

1333
01:14:12,815 --> 01:14:15,327
I lied to you

1334
01:14:15,351 --> 01:14:16,862
about...

1335
01:14:16,886 --> 01:14:18,397
Kenneth.

1336
01:14:18,421 --> 01:14:19,865
About who?

1337
01:14:19,889 --> 01:14:21,233
About...

1338
01:14:21,257 --> 01:14:22,691
Kenneth.

1339
01:14:23,292 --> 01:14:25,470
Our son.

1340
01:14:25,494 --> 01:14:26,794
Oh.

1341
01:14:27,296 --> 01:14:29,474
The hero.
- He's not a hero.

1342
01:14:29,498 --> 01:14:31,076
I don't know how to tell you this.

1343
01:14:31,100 --> 01:14:33,011
Come on.
Be brave.

1344
01:14:33,035 --> 01:14:35,747
He's in jail in Spain

1345
01:14:35,771 --> 01:14:38,841
for trying to smuggle hash
back from Tangier.

1346
01:14:42,378 --> 01:14:46,725
You know, the more
I hear about that boy,
the more I like him.

1347
01:14:46,749 --> 01:14:49,995
He's in for six years and a day.

1348
01:14:50,019 --> 01:14:52,788
He wrote to us for help and...

1349
01:14:56,192 --> 01:15:00,138
We told everybody that he was
flying a helicopter in Vietnam.

1350
01:15:00,162 --> 01:15:01,439
You know,

1351
01:15:01,463 --> 01:15:04,042
by the time he gets out,
it'll be legal here.

1352
01:15:04,066 --> 01:15:05,210
Won't he be pissed.

1353
01:15:05,234 --> 01:15:07,979
I don't know whose idea it was!

1354
01:15:08,003 --> 01:15:10,315
It couldn't have been mine!

1355
01:15:10,339 --> 01:15:12,307
I'd remember!

1356
01:15:13,843 --> 01:15:16,745
It must've been Bill.

1357
01:15:18,881 --> 01:15:21,617
I'd remember.

1358
01:15:28,424 --> 01:15:30,001
I'd remember,

1359
01:15:30,025 --> 01:15:31,369
wouldn't I?

1360
01:15:31,393 --> 01:15:33,038
I'd remember,

1361
01:15:33,062 --> 01:15:35,030
wouldn't I?

1362
01:15:35,798 --> 01:15:37,642
Wouldn't I?

1363
01:15:37,666 --> 01:15:39,344
I'd remember,

1364
01:15:39,368 --> 01:15:41,379
wouldn't I?

1365
01:15:41,403 --> 01:15:43,815
Wouldn't I?!

1366
01:15:43,839 --> 01:15:45,750
I'd remember,

1367
01:15:45,774 --> 01:15:47,609
wouldn't I?

1368
01:15:57,119 --> 01:16:00,765
- What time is it?
- Oh, hello, Bill.

1369
01:16:00,789 --> 01:16:01,833
What time is it?

1370
01:16:01,857 --> 01:16:04,903
Gee, you're looking great.

1371
01:16:04,927 --> 01:16:08,764
- Woody in?
- Uh, is he expecting you?

1372
01:16:10,499 --> 01:16:14,112
Hey! I'm glad you dropped by.
I've been meaning to call.
How are ya, Bill?

1373
01:16:14,136 --> 01:16:16,548
Darling, uh,
get Mr. Lenoch a drink.

1374
01:16:16,572 --> 01:16:17,682
No, no thank you.

1375
01:16:17,706 --> 01:16:19,050
Uh, coffee?

1376
01:16:19,074 --> 01:16:21,253
Diet cola?
Chinese food?

1377
01:16:21,277 --> 01:16:22,988
We put in a special oriental kitchen

1378
01:16:23,012 --> 01:16:24,422
when we took over the chink's account.

1379
01:16:24,446 --> 01:16:26,391
How 'bout some terrific pork chow mein?

1380
01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:27,592
I'm not hungry.

1381
01:16:27,616 --> 01:16:30,428
Darling, I'll have a martini and, uh,

1382
01:16:30,452 --> 01:16:32,864
the egg drop soup,
crisp on the noodles, mm?

1383
01:16:32,888 --> 01:16:35,090
Now, Bill.

1384
01:16:36,025 --> 01:16:38,436
- What time is it?
- Uh, don't you worry.

1385
01:16:38,460 --> 01:16:39,938
When I heard you were in the building,

1386
01:16:39,962 --> 01:16:43,865
I cancelled everything
for the remainder of the day.

1387
01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:46,234
Hey.

1388
01:16:46,569 --> 01:16:49,314
Say, you're in trouble,
aren't you, Bill?

1389
01:16:49,338 --> 01:16:51,149
Well, I am, uh,

1390
01:16:51,173 --> 01:16:53,742
somewhat depressed, yes, I...

1391
01:16:55,377 --> 01:16:56,678
I...

1392
01:16:59,381 --> 01:17:02,928
The old market kickin'
the hell out of you, eh?

1393
01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:06,631
You see that decline
just before closing?

1394
01:17:06,655 --> 01:17:09,267
No, I-I didn't.

1395
01:17:09,291 --> 01:17:12,904
Nobody's got any cash,
so wrap the advertising.

1396
01:17:12,928 --> 01:17:15,540
Woody, do you mind if I use
your phone to call my house?

1397
01:17:15,564 --> 01:17:18,243
You see, I've been trying
to get my wife all day and, uh,

1398
01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:20,345
there's been no answer,
and frankly, I'm worried.

1399
01:17:20,369 --> 01:17:23,048
Uh, darling, would you get
Mr. Lenoch's home

1400
01:17:23,072 --> 01:17:24,549
on my private line, please?

1401
01:17:24,573 --> 01:17:27,085
She should be home by now.
This is not like her.

1402
01:17:27,109 --> 01:17:28,920
Now, where'd he likely be?

1403
01:17:28,944 --> 01:17:30,789
Okay.

1404
01:17:30,813 --> 01:17:33,725
He'd be at his, uh,
let's see, his club.

1405
01:17:33,749 --> 01:17:38,229
He could be at his accountant.
He could be at his lawyer.

1406
01:17:38,253 --> 01:17:39,598
Okay.

1407
01:17:39,622 --> 01:17:42,834
We'll stop and ring him up.

1408
01:17:42,858 --> 01:17:47,238
Wait! No, no!
He's probably at his ad agency!

1409
01:17:47,262 --> 01:17:49,007
There's a notion here.

1410
01:17:49,031 --> 01:17:51,810
You've always worked better
as part of a team, right?

1411
01:17:51,834 --> 01:17:54,412
First, Fury.
Now, your wife.

1412
01:17:54,436 --> 01:17:57,749
I mean, what greater loyalty
is there than dog to man?

1413
01:17:57,773 --> 01:17:59,551
Wife to husband?

1414
01:17:59,575 --> 01:18:01,820
I can envision Bernadette now,

1415
01:18:01,844 --> 01:18:05,390
perched up there on the hood
of a reconditioned XKE

1416
01:18:05,414 --> 01:18:06,891
or some other fine automobile.

1417
01:18:06,915 --> 01:18:08,793
Oh, that's a brilliant idea, Bill!

1418
01:18:08,817 --> 01:18:11,162
I'll buy that concept.
- I'm definitely worried.

1419
01:18:11,186 --> 01:18:15,390
A dog is a dog, but a wife is a bitch.

1420
01:18:16,959 --> 01:18:19,838
Seriously, Bill,
how many dogs buy cars, right?

1421
01:18:19,862 --> 01:18:21,840
But wives, by the busload.

1422
01:18:21,864 --> 01:18:23,608
No answer at your home,
Mr. Lenoch.

1423
01:18:23,632 --> 01:18:26,945
There, now Woody, I told you.
Now, I am concerned,
I am truly concerned.

1424
01:18:26,969 --> 01:18:29,514
No, no don't be.
No, I just hung up the phone

1425
01:18:29,538 --> 01:18:33,408
when the switchboard
rang through and said
your wife was on the line.

1426
01:18:34,476 --> 01:18:35,754
Calling here?

1427
01:18:35,778 --> 01:18:37,789
She wanted to know
if you were expected.

1428
01:18:37,813 --> 01:18:41,726
- Did you tell her I was here?
- Ohh, shouldn't I have?

1429
01:18:41,750 --> 01:18:43,361
Did she wanna talk to me?

1430
01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:46,898
No, she said she was
coming by to get you.

1431
01:18:46,922 --> 01:18:49,401
Was it her voice?
Are you sure it was her voice?

1432
01:18:49,425 --> 01:18:50,602
Listen, that gives me an idea,

1433
01:18:50,626 --> 01:18:52,537
as long as she's coming up here anyway,

1434
01:18:52,561 --> 01:18:55,106
it'll give me a chance
to pitch her the idea

1435
01:18:55,130 --> 01:18:58,867
of using her as successor to old Fury.

1436
01:19:05,707 --> 01:19:07,552
I have to go.

1437
01:19:07,576 --> 01:19:10,355
I, uh, I have no cash.
I need money.

1438
01:19:10,379 --> 01:19:11,623
You can't have no money, Bill,

1439
01:19:11,647 --> 01:19:13,558
you owe us thousands
of dollars in billings.

1440
01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:14,859
But I have to have money.

1441
01:19:14,883 --> 01:19:18,129
Uh, I never carry cash, Bill.
I-I find I have no need for it.

1442
01:19:18,153 --> 01:19:20,098
Well, I've got some-some
small change...

1443
01:19:20,122 --> 01:19:22,300
- Don't you have any petty cash?
- No! No!

1444
01:19:22,324 --> 01:19:23,568
Uh... It's locked.

1445
01:19:23,592 --> 01:19:25,427
A-And the girl's gone.

1446
01:19:26,161 --> 01:19:28,973
- I can give ya... 38 cents?
- I'll take it.

1447
01:19:28,997 --> 01:19:30,842
Now which brings to mind the
matter of your billing, Bill.

1448
01:19:30,866 --> 01:19:33,611
You are seriously arrear,
to the tune of 12 thousand six

1449
01:19:33,635 --> 01:19:36,147
on your late night channel five
saturation hitchhike bookings.

1450
01:19:36,171 --> 01:19:37,715
You owe us money. Bill!

1451
01:19:37,739 --> 01:19:40,518
Where should we tell her you went?

1452
01:19:40,542 --> 01:19:43,121
I don't care what she tells you.
I don't care what she says.

1453
01:19:43,145 --> 01:19:45,056
Don't pay any attention to her,
you see?

1454
01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:48,483
Because it's not her!

1455
01:21:35,924 --> 01:21:37,592
You okay, honey?

1456
01:21:38,727 --> 01:21:40,805
You alright, honey?

1457
01:21:40,829 --> 01:21:42,564
Yeah, yeah...

1458
01:22:19,568 --> 01:22:21,937
Say I'm with you.

1459
01:22:22,604 --> 01:22:25,850
Say I'm with you, say you're my mother.

1460
01:22:25,874 --> 01:22:27,185
Tell 'em to go away.

1461
01:22:27,209 --> 01:22:30,011
Young man, fuck off.

1462
01:22:35,751 --> 01:22:38,429
All you have to do is to say I'm yours.

1463
01:22:38,453 --> 01:22:39,921
And...

1464
01:22:40,622 --> 01:22:44,125
Senile old bitch!

1465
01:22:58,607 --> 01:23:03,745
It's okay, ma'am, we're gonna
wash out his mouth with Lifebuoy.

1466
01:23:09,451 --> 01:23:11,095
Hi, honey.

1467
01:23:11,119 --> 01:23:14,132
Sorry about the ties before, Lenoch.

1468
01:23:14,156 --> 01:23:16,501
I bet you're insured for everything.

1469
01:23:16,525 --> 01:23:17,735
So!

1470
01:23:17,759 --> 01:23:19,537
Tell me about your day, huh?

1471
01:23:19,561 --> 01:23:23,064
Yeah, I bet you got a nice,
tidy, little alibi.

1472
01:23:25,834 --> 01:23:27,979
My dear, we have, uh,

1473
01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:29,914
a little misunderstanding.

1474
01:23:29,938 --> 01:23:32,784
Bernadette and I understand
each other perfect.

1475
01:23:32,808 --> 01:23:34,919
You know, I never knew
you could run like that.

1476
01:23:34,943 --> 01:23:36,187
Mm-mm.

1477
01:23:36,211 --> 01:23:39,190
You got style, Mister,
them big, long legs,

1478
01:23:39,214 --> 01:23:42,360
you sort of lope along,
taking those big strides.

1479
01:23:42,384 --> 01:23:44,786
Listen, listen to me 'cause...

1480
01:23:47,122 --> 01:23:49,624
Let me do that for ya.

1481
01:23:54,796 --> 01:23:56,941
Don't be so nice about it!

1482
01:23:56,965 --> 01:23:58,943
I'm feeling very tender today,

1483
01:23:58,967 --> 01:24:01,312
thanks to what your woman here
has shown me.

1484
01:24:01,336 --> 01:24:05,383
I got no call to give you any
more grief than is necessary.

1485
01:24:05,407 --> 01:24:07,418
Oh, that's true, Bill.

1486
01:24:07,442 --> 01:24:09,854
You know, after 19 years,

1487
01:24:09,878 --> 01:24:12,790
I still have some feeling for you.

1488
01:24:12,814 --> 01:24:14,816
And I respect that.

1489
01:24:16,585 --> 01:24:18,096
What are you trying to say?

1490
01:24:18,120 --> 01:24:22,133
A hit in the head,
you'll never know what hit you.

1491
01:24:22,157 --> 01:24:26,971
- Afterwards? 
- Ah, you don't wanna know, just take the hit in the head.

1492
01:24:26,995 --> 01:24:31,275
- Couldn't...
- You could. I phoned the bank.

1493
01:24:31,299 --> 01:24:34,445
- Come on, we're getting off.
- No! No!

1494
01:24:34,469 --> 01:24:37,348
I'm never gonna get off this bus.

1495
01:24:37,372 --> 01:24:40,485
We're not behaving normally,
none of us are.

1496
01:24:40,509 --> 01:24:42,210
I'm in love.

1497
01:24:43,512 --> 01:24:44,555
My God!

1498
01:24:44,579 --> 01:24:46,157
With a son in Vietnam...

1499
01:24:46,181 --> 01:24:47,859
He's in a Spanish prison.

1500
01:24:47,883 --> 01:24:49,727
- He didn't have to be!
- No, he didn't!

1501
01:24:49,751 --> 01:24:51,691
You could've helped him,
but you wouldn't!

1502
01:24:55,390 --> 01:24:57,235
Come on, let's not fight
over the children.

1503
01:24:57,259 --> 01:24:59,937
How's he gonna like a Harlem
Globetrotter for a stepfather?!

1504
01:24:59,961 --> 01:25:02,407
Our matrimony is positively out.

1505
01:25:02,431 --> 01:25:04,709
See? You see, he's not even
gonna marry, you know.

1506
01:25:04,733 --> 01:25:06,878
Oh, I am not, I'm never
going to leave this bus.

1507
01:25:06,902 --> 01:25:09,247
Now, look, you've been
fouling things up all day.

1508
01:25:09,271 --> 01:25:10,314
Now get your butt out of that chair.

1509
01:25:10,338 --> 01:25:11,582
I'm never going to leave this bus!

1510
01:25:11,606 --> 01:25:14,876
You're going to have to kill me
here in front of witnesses!

1511
01:25:17,078 --> 01:25:20,181
I'm... never leaving this bus.

1512
01:25:22,884 --> 01:25:24,953
Last stop!

1513
01:25:29,758 --> 01:25:31,369
We can make a deal.

1514
01:25:31,393 --> 01:25:33,504
We can get along, the three of us.

1515
01:25:33,528 --> 01:25:34,539
I have a thriving business,

1516
01:25:34,563 --> 01:25:36,073
of course, it's a one man operation.

1517
01:25:36,097 --> 01:25:37,742
Bull.

1518
01:25:37,766 --> 01:25:40,311
But I could continue
to-to support both of you

1519
01:25:40,335 --> 01:25:42,447
in the manner to which
she's grown accustom.

1520
01:25:42,471 --> 01:25:45,716
You can have the master bedroom.
I'd sleep in the boy's.

1521
01:25:45,740 --> 01:25:47,251
See, I'd be away

1522
01:25:47,275 --> 01:25:48,653
in one of the lots most of the time

1523
01:25:48,677 --> 01:25:49,754
and business meetings at night,

1524
01:25:49,778 --> 01:25:51,155
so I'd never invade your privacy.

1525
01:25:51,179 --> 01:25:54,158
It wouldn't work.
The help would get suspicious.

1526
01:25:54,182 --> 01:25:57,562
- Now look, you heard her. Off! 
- Wait! Wait! Wait! Just wait a second!

1527
01:25:57,586 --> 01:25:59,497
We don't have any help, not now.

1528
01:25:59,521 --> 01:26:00,932
And we don't have to, I could do that.

1529
01:26:00,956 --> 01:26:02,700
I could do the gardening
and the clean-up and...

1530
01:26:02,724 --> 01:26:03,901
Hey wait a minute,

1531
01:26:03,925 --> 01:26:06,604
I had my heart set
on doing the gardening.

1532
01:26:06,628 --> 01:26:10,241
Alright, we'll change off
every now and then.

1533
01:26:10,265 --> 01:26:12,443
Well, you know, that might be
a very good idea, man,

1534
01:26:12,467 --> 01:26:13,778
because I'm a very good cook,

1535
01:26:13,802 --> 01:26:16,080
and none of that soul food stuff
either, man.

1536
01:26:16,104 --> 01:26:19,107
Roast beef, prime a la stroganoff, man.

1537
01:26:20,509 --> 01:26:22,243
Curry chicken.

1538
01:26:22,878 --> 01:26:24,445
Hello. Hey.

1539
01:26:26,448 --> 01:26:28,493
You see?!

1540
01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:30,995
Yeah, and I-I could tidy up
either once a day,

1541
01:26:31,019 --> 01:26:32,129
if you wanted to and all,

1542
01:26:32,153 --> 01:26:33,698
and I could make that place
really neat.

1543
01:26:33,722 --> 01:26:35,666
She knows how fussy I am.

1544
01:26:35,690 --> 01:26:38,202
He can't iron.

1545
01:26:38,226 --> 01:26:40,138
He's not worth a damn, mechanically.

1546
01:26:40,162 --> 01:26:42,573
I could take classes, nights!

1547
01:26:42,597 --> 01:26:43,941
I could do it!
I could learn!

1548
01:26:43,965 --> 01:26:45,209
And then I'd never be in your hair!

1549
01:26:45,233 --> 01:26:47,445
I could learn to be handy and...

1550
01:26:47,469 --> 01:26:49,180
Just one thing,
you know the little Sony,

1551
01:26:49,204 --> 01:26:51,249
the seven inch set that's down
in the, in the maid's room.

1552
01:26:51,273 --> 01:26:53,384
Now, if I could just have that,

1553
01:26:53,408 --> 01:26:55,119
you'd never even know I was around.

1554
01:26:55,143 --> 01:26:58,112
But would you be happy?

1555
01:27:02,184 --> 01:27:04,795
Happy? Would I be happy?
Of course I'd be happy!

1556
01:27:04,819 --> 01:27:08,132
I wouldn't have any
incompetent help to yell at!

1557
01:27:08,156 --> 01:27:09,700
I could devote my time to work

1558
01:27:09,724 --> 01:27:15,163
and no more social responsibilities...

1559
01:27:16,231 --> 01:27:17,842
Alright, everybody off.

1560
01:27:17,866 --> 01:27:21,279
Why don't we have a drink
and work out the boilerplate?

1561
01:27:21,303 --> 01:27:22,513
You name it.

1562
01:27:22,537 --> 01:27:25,216
Wait a minute now, you be careful.

1563
01:27:25,240 --> 01:27:29,010
The one thing he's good at is selling.

1564
01:27:43,792 --> 01:27:46,737
Long ride for 25 cents.

1565
01:27:46,761 --> 01:27:50,241
No matter.
No matter, a deal is a deal.

1566
01:27:50,265 --> 01:27:51,709
Even if it's not in writing.

1567
01:27:51,733 --> 01:27:54,145
You trust Lenoch, Lenoch trusts you.

1568
01:27:54,169 --> 01:27:56,080
Now, I want you to be satisfied

1569
01:27:56,104 --> 01:27:59,116
because what could be
more important than goodwill?

1570
01:27:59,140 --> 01:28:00,484
You ask anybody,

1571
01:28:00,508 --> 01:28:02,920
Bill Lenoch thrives on goodwill!

1572
01:28:02,944 --> 01:28:04,412
He eats...

1573
01:28:05,247 --> 01:28:08,559
He eats, drinks, breathes goodwill!

1574
01:28:08,583 --> 01:28:11,862
And Lenoch believes
in racial freedom, too.

1575
01:28:11,886 --> 01:28:14,365
Lenoch believes
in sexual freedom,
any kind of freedom,

1576
01:28:14,389 --> 01:28:17,668
and the only thing Lenoch wants
is his life,

1577
01:28:17,692 --> 01:28:19,737
and that is a reasonable deal.

1578
01:28:19,761 --> 01:28:21,472
That is a guarantee.

1579
01:28:21,496 --> 01:28:23,441
Drive it off the lots deal.

1580
01:28:23,465 --> 01:28:24,909
You can't afford

1581
01:28:24,933 --> 01:28:27,035
to turn down...

1582
01:28:29,404 --> 01:28:32,540
Come on, Fuzzy!
Cut him off at the back!

1583
01:28:37,412 --> 01:28:39,123
Act now!

1584
01:28:39,147 --> 01:28:40,358
Act now!

1585
01:28:40,382 --> 01:28:42,960
Don't let this opportunity pass by!

1586
01:28:42,984 --> 01:28:46,130
Let him live!
Let him live!

1587
01:28:46,154 --> 01:28:47,689
Squish!

1588
01:28:50,358 --> 01:28:52,126
Squish! Squish!

1589
01:28:52,927 --> 01:28:55,473
Squish! Squish! Squish!

1590
01:28:55,497 --> 01:28:57,265
Squish!

1591
01:28:59,734 --> 01:29:01,946
Squish!
- Hey.

1592
01:29:01,970 --> 01:29:04,315
That's enough.
- Hey, you leave me alone.

1593
01:29:04,339 --> 01:29:07,208
This is a family affair.

1594
01:29:19,554 --> 01:29:24,492
- That was supposed
to be my job.
- Ugh, I don't need you, Fuzzy.

1595
01:29:28,630 --> 01:29:30,565
There, I see it!

1596
01:29:32,000 --> 01:29:35,770
Fuzzy, I never needed you!

1597
01:29:45,213 --> 01:29:47,649
That should do it.
That should be enough.

1598
01:29:51,653 --> 01:29:53,721
Okay!

1599
01:29:55,190 --> 01:29:56,490
Come on.

1600
01:29:56,925 --> 01:30:00,871
Let's... Let's lug him over
to his golf club.

1601
01:30:00,895 --> 01:30:02,397
Huh?!

1602
01:30:04,699 --> 01:30:06,310
We could...

1603
01:30:06,334 --> 01:30:08,546
We could dump him in the sand trap

1604
01:30:08,570 --> 01:30:11,305
and make it look like
he got hit by a golf ball.

1605
01:30:17,545 --> 01:30:20,314
Hey! What about that, huh?

1606
01:30:28,490 --> 01:30:29,924
Hey...

1607
01:30:33,461 --> 01:30:35,596
Where are you?

1608
01:30:37,065 --> 01:30:39,844
Hey, Bone?

1609
01:30:39,868 --> 01:30:41,703
Where are you?

1610
01:30:43,271 --> 01:30:45,306
Bone!

1611
01:30:46,174 --> 01:30:50,378
Bone, why are you running out
on me like this?

1612
01:30:52,113 --> 01:30:54,449
Bone!

1613
01:30:55,750 --> 01:30:57,495
Where...

1614
01:30:57,519 --> 01:31:00,354
I can't move him myself.

1615
01:31:02,624 --> 01:31:04,225
I...

1616
01:31:05,093 --> 01:31:06,994
Oh!

1617
01:31:09,030 --> 01:31:11,265
You can't expect me to m...

1618
01:31:14,936 --> 01:31:17,939
to move him myself.

1619
01:31:21,276 --> 01:31:22,944
Hey, Bone?

1620
01:31:24,345 --> 01:31:26,914
Where are you?!

1621
01:31:28,349 --> 01:31:30,284
Bone?

1622
01:31:36,391 --> 01:31:38,803
It was a black.

1623
01:31:38,827 --> 01:31:40,905
It was a...

1624
01:31:40,929 --> 01:31:44,175
a huge...

1625
01:31:44,199 --> 01:31:45,810
black man.

1626
01:31:45,834 --> 01:31:47,011
Of course I resisted.

1627
01:31:47,035 --> 01:31:48,979
I have marks all over my body.

1628
01:31:49,003 --> 01:31:50,581
If you care to see them now,
I'll show you.

1629
01:31:50,605 --> 01:31:52,383
I'm-I'm completely marked by him.

1630
01:31:52,407 --> 01:31:53,984
I told him that there were no roaches!

1631
01:31:54,008 --> 01:31:55,119
See, I kept fighting him!

1632
01:31:55,143 --> 01:31:56,387
I said there were
no roaches in the house.

1633
01:31:56,411 --> 01:31:58,722
He kept insisting that he wanted
to exterminate them.

1634
01:31:58,746 --> 01:32:02,226
I have very close friends,
and-and I care very much
about civil rights.

1635
01:32:02,250 --> 01:32:04,195
Well, he just looked like a big nigger.

1636
01:32:04,219 --> 01:32:05,830
He killed my husband.

1637
01:32:05,854 --> 01:32:07,698
It was a black man.

1638
01:32:07,722 --> 01:32:09,433
You see, my husband

1639
01:32:09,457 --> 01:32:12,369
believes in equality for the black man.

1640
01:32:12,393 --> 01:32:16,040
And my husband felt great,
uh, compassion. He...

1641
01:32:16,064 --> 01:32:18,142
was a-a very compassionate man.

1642
01:32:18,166 --> 01:32:21,846
He was so big and so strong
and grotesque.

1643
01:32:21,870 --> 01:32:24,615
I just identified him,
an identified nigger.

1644
01:32:24,639 --> 01:32:26,483
No, call them colored.

1645
01:32:26,507 --> 01:32:27,551
Oh, I am cooperating.

1646
01:32:27,575 --> 01:32:29,186
I can give you a complete description.

1647
01:32:29,210 --> 01:32:31,121
Let me describe him to you.

1648
01:32:31,145 --> 01:32:32,947
He was a very...

1649
01:32:34,048 --> 01:32:35,492
I kept saying there are no roaches.

1650
01:32:35,516 --> 01:32:36,861
This is a perfectly clean house.

1651
01:32:36,885 --> 01:32:38,863
A huge, black man.

1652
01:32:38,887 --> 01:32:41,198
I can, uh...

1653
01:32:41,222 --> 01:32:43,734
I can give you
a full description of him.

1654
01:32:43,758 --> 01:32:46,494
You see, I saw everything

1655
01:32:47,395 --> 01:32:49,573
before he...

1656
01:32:49,597 --> 01:32:50,708
raped me.

1657
01:32:50,732 --> 01:32:51,909
He killed my husband.

1658
01:32:51,933 --> 01:32:53,844
I mean, how do you expect me
to feel about him?

1659
01:32:53,868 --> 01:32:54,845
Of course he fought him.

1660
01:32:54,869 --> 01:32:57,181
But he isn't one
of those Africans, you know,

1661
01:32:57,205 --> 01:32:59,116
he doesn't have a lot
of big hair or anything.

1662
01:32:59,140 --> 01:33:00,184
An afro.

1663
01:33:00,208 --> 01:33:02,319
He just had regular hair.

1664
01:33:02,343 --> 01:33:03,621
He was an afro.

1665
01:33:03,645 --> 01:33:06,323
He had it big, and he had bones
tied around his neck.

1666
01:33:06,347 --> 01:33:07,791
He looked like a hippie.

1667
01:33:07,815 --> 01:33:09,226
Don't call them negroes.

1668
01:33:09,250 --> 01:33:10,661
We were just completely helpless.

1669
01:33:10,685 --> 01:33:13,163
He didn't want a job.
He didn't wanna work.
His fly was always open.

1670
01:33:13,187 --> 01:33:14,198
He smelled,

1671
01:33:14,222 --> 01:33:16,033
and he had work clothes,
like a janitor.

1672
01:33:16,057 --> 01:33:19,293
Like they used to look,
like they should look.

1673
01:33:20,728 --> 01:33:24,208
I don't know whose idea it was!
It couldn't have been mine.

1674
01:33:24,232 --> 01:33:26,243
I'd remember.

1675
01:33:26,267 --> 01:33:28,345
I'd remember.

1676
01:33:28,369 --> 01:33:29,713
Wouldn't I?

1677
01:33:29,737 --> 01:33:33,341
I'd remember, wouldn't I?

1678
01:33:34,108 --> 01:33:36,053
Wouldn't I?

1679
01:33:36,077 --> 01:33:37,912
Wouldn't I?